>>3452927Mmm, let's get some wide-angle lens, real close, with a weird variety of lighting temperatures so everything looks greenish, yellowish, or blueish. Make sure clarity is bumped up so you it really brings out every pore on my enormous nose. And a stupid, mildly-psychopathic expression to top it all out.
You may not like it, /p/, but this is what peak performance looks like.