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dear camera guy,
i know the run-and-gun thing in a crowded restaurant is really hard for you. you have to drop a rigged camera in and out of a crowded table for b roll and reactions.
but if you don't start picking a shot i'm going to cut your pasty throat open.
let me reiterate video 101 from high school: you decide your shot. if it is static, you record for at least 8 seconds: 2 seconds affirming placement, 2 seconds after the shot is completed. if you are moving, you start from a standstill for at least 2 seconds, then move the camera, then wait two seconds when the motion is complete.
if you do another "panning" shot where you move the camera back and forth with no pauses between movements I'm going to crucify your faggot children on your faggot lawn
also the lens wasn't clean throughout the entire video on camera 1. you're going to have to do more than suck the producer's balls after i tell him you ruined an entire camera's shots with that pedestrian effort. lube up.
regards,
the editor
