>>4324342Turn my light on and see this Mexican housemate of mine sit in my armchair. Bare chested, in his pajama pants, tooth paste smeared all over his face and chest. Talking in his sleep, in Spanish which is why I didn't understand anything. He's shivering because its in the middle of the winter and hes sitting half naked next to the window. Probably had some toothpaste in his mouth too on account of his dry voice. Decide not to wake him as I heard stories of sleep walking people screaming when you wake them. Pissed off because I have exams and need sleep I go into the houses kitchen to see pic related and two boxes of milk spilled all over the floor. Guy eventually woke up by himself and went to his bed. My theory is he played out a morning routine in his sleep. Probably usually used some face moisturizer but picked up the tooth paste instead. Then went into the kitchen to make "breakfast", possibly for the entire boarding house, given the amount of bowels. He sometimes hung out in my room and would sit in that exact chair, hence why he came in and sat down. Guy just probably just wanted to hang out. The end.
