>>4166226The last time I proved I wasn't fat for someone they had a nervous breakdown and hobbled around their city gathering catalogues trying to get me banned. I'm pretty sure they even "accidentally" left fake GPS coords in that photo to start the whole ruse.
Long after that fell flat, I couldn't post in any thread that had any mention of cycling without being pounced on by this mysterious little goblin:
https://archived.moe/p/thread/3631611/#q3632534