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Welp, it's been almost shit, 3 months?
Time for a ferrania shitpost!
So far, only 2 "dispatches" have been released, lemmie sum them up here.
SCALING UP Pt 1 & 2
> Since day one we've been thinking of scaling up production.
> However, we still haven't.
> We know you want our garbage film, so we can only make limited amounts.
> So far, we shipped some film. But we see some scratches as a result from our shit machinery so we decide not to release those rolls. Which is probably 90% of our production.
>/ me smells a cover-up of lies going on.
> We've "resumed" making film. But we still won't ship anymore yet.
So basically, you folks still can't produce film properly? What about you're "scaling up" proclamation? Shouldn't you have scaled up yet?
QUIET MEANS BUSY
> We've gotten emails from concerned customers.
> They've JUST NOW FUCKING REALIZED they still haven't gotten film after ~3 months.
> We aren't making much film, if any at all, to ensure quality and serve you better. No film is for the better.
> Go on lengthy explanation for people who can't figure out the brief sentences, and probably won't get the explanation either.
> We're shipping film as we make it, so maybe one or two rolls per week. Our production rate also is increasing by about .01 roll per week, but we assure you it is increasing.
> We are disappointed we aren't growing any faster, and we probably aren't doing much about it either.
> YA'LL FAGGOTS PRE-ORDERED, AND NOT TRULY ORDERED, SO YOU GET FILM WHEN WE SAY YOU CAN!
> Kickstarters, we still care about you. Not a lot, probably little at all, but we still do.
Glad I wasn't a pre-oderer or a kickstarter.
I could get a better deal with some expired ilford.
If you're one of the lucky ones who actually got some ferrania film, please do reply.
