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>be me in a park shooting a few portraits for a friend
>hambeast helicopter mother and her cottonwool spawn trudge over to me
>"WHY YOU TAKING PHOTOS OF ME AND MY SON"
>friend doesnt know what the fuck is going on
>in my calmest possible customer service voice: "if i were taking photos of you, you would've just paid me an $800 session fee, and were just with my hair and makeup artist for an hour before we even started shooting. as for your son, i dont shoot anyone under the age of 18 as its not in my business model."
>she backed off right away and dragged her spawn with her.
>came back after we started packing up and she asked for my card
>didnt want to shoot hambeast with resting bitchface so i gave her a fake website she could look up instead
meh.
