>>31924241. Go to the liquor store. Buy a case of Miller High Life with a credit card.
2. Drink that beer with a buddy. Convince him to take that same credit card to Walmart. Tell him he can buy whatever he wants, as long as he comes back with a Nikon D750 for you.
3. Call the bank in the morning. Tell them that you think you dropped your credit card somewhere, and the last place you had it was the liquor store. Ask for a new one. Pretend to be shocked when they tell you about those charges.
4. You get your camera, your buddy gets whatever he wants, everything is free. Don't ever go back to that Walmart.