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It's time bitches.
For the latest Ferrania Shitpost that is.
Two "dispatches" have come come out in the last two weeks, new record.
This will sum those up right here.
>Make shitty video using Adobe Premiere with fucking meme music.
>Waste a minute and a half showing us your shitty equipment you described multiple times over.
>Then you realize that your *old* rubber rollers broke down over time of disuse and storage, scratching the film during production. Now you shipped off the crap to have it fixed up, and it's on the way back?
>Looks like yet another 'setback'!
>So some faggot from Fagilano was issued some rolls of your film to test.
>Inconsistent contrast, with more inconsistency between different developers beyond what one would typically expect.
>Not to mention, the faggot tested the film rolls at different speed settings, so no reliable comparison between developing processes.
>Do I see light leaks?
Yeah, I smell overpriced, unreliable garbage coming out as "The ALL-EXCLUSIVE P30 Alpha Film."
The film shop is supposed to open "later this month" to sell that shit. Yet, last I checked, there are 6 days left in February. If that's not "later in the month" then I take it next month is?
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Profit?
