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Imagine being Best Emma in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gabourey Sidibe, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is beat up another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Best Emma and not only sit in that chair whilGabourey Sidibe flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Gabourey Sidibe LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been beating up nothing but a healthy diet of Chads and dudebros and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Rhinebeck,NY. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could bite every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Best Emma. You're not going to lose your coke money and indie movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.