>>3828532>get biggest, cheapest old canon, like 30d or 40d or something>buy it a battery grip>don't buy L lens, stacy wouldn't know what L is and she will probably think that red ring on lens looks tacky>instead, get the cheapest, biggest zoom telephoto lens you can, though it should probably be at least 70mm wide on its widest>for portrait purposes, dslr will take better photos than smartphone anyway, so they'll be hyped>you'll spend $100 in total on all of that>spend remaining budget on lighting umbrellas and hipster shirt, you also need to wear suspenders>you can also get this wide-ish canon 24mm pancake to shoot nice ero pictures after stacy gets all horny from being shot with your monster $50 tamron 70-300 dongthe following advice is backed by my experience of running around university with a nifty fifty, which, i quote, "looked like a small dick" on a big camera body