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so, i took a couple tramadol @ 7am.
then a couple of bananapins @ 9am.
had a 1/4 bottle of delicious Crown by 11am.
bullied AT&T into a 3 year contract that saves me $93,857.
signed another corporate contract that earns me another $118,800.
proceded to finish the aforementioned bottle of Crown and automagically procured another.
so, fuck yas.. heres to me making an extra $70,000 for the next 3 years with options to renew.
did i mention my awesome balls?
they really aren't awesome - i just like to boost my morale by saying they are.
AWESOME BALLS!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
