>>4323493Went to the park and there were 3 geese there so I took some pictures, then they all lowered their heads and rushed at me while honking.
I had to grab one by the neck and toss him away and lightly kicked the other, the 3rd fucked off. I'd have caught the charge but didn't wanna fall over and damage the camera.
I felt like I was in an Earthbound random encounter.