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>going out after a long day in studio
>grab a few cans of Tennant's from corner shop
>Shove them in my bag next to camera gear
>get back
>flatmates all round the kitchen watching my entre
>casually pull out my tins for the fridge
>fuckme.jpg
>Amber Leaf, skins and filters floating around the frothy piss water like flotsam and jetsam between my gear
>beer down
>Dredge every sticky smelly item out onto the counter
>Swab this shit for ages while flatmates berate my stupidity
>Camera turns on fine and lenses are dry inside
>old nikkor zoom lens welded together and fogged up with beer
>It's okay, it's a shit lens
>I'll survive
>not nearly drunk enough later on
>go home alone
>smell like a fucking jakey for a month
>everything could have been much worse
