>>4371474>human gf: go broke after she leaves you and takes all 4 kids, and your money. end up forced to pretend micro four thirds is good otherwise you're going to quit photography, the last excuse you have to delay your suicide, and finally off yourself>german shepherd bf: your butthole is a little loose and your farts smell like dog but you can buy a farm full of sexy goats, shoot as much 8x10 film as you want forever and spend several thousand dollars taking pictures of dead mothshmm.
i should get a german shepherd
