>>3861944*laughs at you in self-timer*
Get a tripod, a camera with a timer and some object that's around your height that you can use as a guidepost. You're now ready to take literally whatever portrait you want of yourself by yourself. Not going to read your subsequent posts or anyone else's because I'm sure that you're all cripplingly autistic, don't ask any further questions just get a camera with a self-timer and start shooting.
