>>4132194"I just like how it feels in my hand, like my giant black dildo."
"Wait don't eat it, I wanna take a picture. Lemme grab my Fuji. Ok, can you put the Fuji next to the cake? Now lemme grab my iPhone..."
"My cat looks so cinematic."
"I don't have time to do post-processing, it would take me literally thousands of hours to edit all my Starbucks latte pictures."
"I only buy from vegan brands. What? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're vegan."