>>2993214What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you steering wheel holder? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Roadmasters Inc., and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries to Wal-Mart, and I have over 300,000 safe miles. I am trained in alley docking and I’m the top driver in the entire fleet. You are nothing to me but just another bill of lading. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at Iowa 80, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over CB? Think again, lot lizard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of truck drivers across the USA and your 20 is being traced through FlyingJ Free Wifi so you better prepare for the storm, two-pedal snowflake. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re fucking dead, geek wobbler. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can alley dock in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just blindside with my Kenworth W900-L. Not only am I extensively trained in winter driving, but I have access to the entire lineup of Kenworth trucks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off of the Eisenhower Interstate System, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut off your CB. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn 4-wheeler. I will shit diesel fuel and roller dogs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re piss bottles, kiddo.
