The only thing worse than an oldfag is an old tripfag.
They're like the 31 year old guys who show up to freshman parties and try to pick up the high school girls who snuck in.
OH HEY GIRL YOU GO TO ALTA VISTA? YOU KNOW, I WAS VARSITY QUARTERBACK BACK IN '01, YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME. YOU NEED ANYTHING, SMOKES, DRINKS, PILLS, LET ME KNOW. I'M A LEGEND AROUND HERE.
