Time for a challenge that doesn't rely on you buying fruit, for this one, we are getting sensual.

Go take a picture of something that resembles a penis, without actually taking a picture of your penis.
Look around in your house for a long, hard phallus shaped object, scout the street for anything that could be inserted into an anus, embrace your hidden need to think about dicks all day.

So, who will find the most desirable object to shoot? Good luck and no homo.