I'm sorry that you don't know the difference between literary and literate and I used a word you didn't understand.

I'm sorry that I implied the Alabama Independent School Association didn't offer a pinnacle education experience.

I'm sorry that you were so jealous you had to imply you had sent a nasty private message about me to the girl I'm seeing.

I'm sorry that I don't take your "You have autism" comments offensively due to actually being autistic, I'm sorry you felt too pressured to think of a new insult.

I'm sorry that I also didn't take offense to your dunning-kruger remarks or saying that my posts look like they belong on a popular social media site.

I'm sorry you feel the need to send over a thousand messages in less than a year, to someone that does nothing but upset you.

I'm sorry you felt so overwhelmed by me picking holes in your ridiculous attempts at trolling and flagrant misuse of the English language that you have to block me.