Just did a shoot with someone who had been bitching about my framing and directing. She and her friend offered to do a shoot with pointers and I figure why not. It was "MySpace angles 101" mostly and the kicker was when the friend in question took over to shoot me and couldn't even focus the camera. This woman who shat on me couldn't take a single in focus picture. God knows what she'd have done if I hadn't already set the aperture and everything.

Why fatties gotta fat? Annoying client stories?