>>2858800There is no way to critique these. The issue is, the intent is bad. Critique is a way to help someone who is failing to achieve their intent. There is nothing to salvage in any of these shots, and the first (and only) improvement that needs to be made is inside the photographer's mind. They're just bad photos, of bad subjects, with bad technique, with bad processing, in bad taste, presented poorly.
This is the equivalent of a man who comes up to you and says "Hey, can you check my running form for me? I'm trying to train for a race" and then he proceeds to whip out his dick and jerk off while tap dancing and throwing grapes at you.