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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 07:26:09 No.2893640 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2893662 >>2893663 >>2893672 >>2893689 >>2893756 >>2893766 >>2895115

Just saw this on my FB

girl got a zeiss lens for her A7II, just look what she did with it.

!kurwaRB7YU

!kurwaRB7YU Mon 01 Aug 2016 07:37:35 No.2893644 Report

Quoted By: >>2893648

I can literally pinch my fingers to create a pinhole that gives sharper images than that, the actual fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 07:53:23 No.2893648 Report

Quoted By: >>2895260

>>2893644
>sony A7II
>Zeiss 35mm
>6.3
>ISO 400
>1/3

>hashtag #bokeh

This bitch is truly retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 08:02:21 No.2893651 Report

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samefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 08:12:43 No.2893655 Report

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ah, those bedroom eyes and the allure of that LBFM's sweet yellow poon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 08:44:07 No.2893662 Report

Quoted By: >>2894868

>>2893640
Just found her IG
She's on par with all the gearheads on /p/ tho :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 08:45:29 No.2893663 Report

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>>2893640
There's no way this is iso400
No fucking way
Whatever she did to this image compressed and destroyed it
So much noise, either she's lying or the image was next to pitch black and she raised it in post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:53:42 No.2893672 Report

Quoted By: >>2893684

>>2893640
and? whats different from her and the other women who figure themselves as "photographers"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:35:15 No.2893684 Report

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>>2893672
she's shit at it
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:47:28 No.2893689 Report

Quoted By: >>2896058 >>2896064 >>2896100

>>2893640
First time i get in hands a7ii with zeiss in shop i shooted this. Whats fucking wrong with this bitch? Human really cant shot so shitty with this gear!

BJDrew !!LkyLqEm9G0v

BJDrew !!LkyLqEm9G0v Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:48:44 No.2893691 Report

Quoted By: >>2893720 >>2893859

EVERYONE GET IN HERE - SOME GIRL BOUGHT A LENS AND IS TAKING PHOTOS!

WE HATE HER FOR THIS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 11:42:39 No.2893720 Report

Quoted By: >>2893738

>>2893691
photogs being bitter about people with gear they don't "deserve" is a common trope, male or female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 12:00:04 No.2893726 Report

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Why so butthurt? Because people have money to buy good amateur equipment and just shake button to take the snaps, unlike you, redarded gear-fapers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 12:31:33 No.2893738 Report

Quoted By: >>2893823

>>2893720
By that metric, pretty much nobody on here deserves anything beyond a d3200. Gear isn't a goddamned meritocracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 13:34:04 No.2893756 Report

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>>2893640
she took a picture of her phone taken with her iphone with the instagram app?
we need to go deeper.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 13:42:51 No.2893766 Report

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>>2893640

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:03:40 No.2893775 Report

Quoted By: >>2893797 >>2900099

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:05:17 No.2893797 Report

Quoted By: >>2893822

>>2893775
honeslty though, who wouldn't do this?

$100 just to bring an iphone to a wedding and shoot randomly for a few hours + free wedding cake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:54:04 No.2893807 Report

Quoted By: >>2893822

>jpeg
>small files
>kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:18:54 No.2893822 Report

Quoted By: >>2900105

>>2893797
I would totally do it. Im confused why they ask for an iphone shooter in one sentence and then ask for people to bring multiple lenses in another. Yeah I know there are retarded lenses you can put on your iPhone case but still.
>>2893807
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:26:09 No.2893823 Report

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>>2893738
I have a d3300 but know I'm mediocre, is that ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:01:15 No.2893859 Report

Quoted By: >>2893924

>>2893691
>*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 19:38:57 No.2893924 Report

Quoted By: >>2893930

>>2893859
Do not acknowledge tripfags

omi !!d72dMQ5gx/L

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omi !!d72dMQ5gx/L Mon 01 Aug 2016 19:46:10 No.2893930 Report

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>>2893924
Okay

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:34:01 No.2894539 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:13:39 No.2894798 Report

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>>2894539
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:15:39 No.2894833 Report

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>>2894539
>rented lens/body
>widows peak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:47:21 No.2894868 Report

Quoted By: >>2894909

>>2893662
desu that's a totally fine photo for instagram

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:26:12 No.2894909 Report

Quoted By: >>2894987

>>2894868
I know Instagram is shit, but that doesn't mean you should encourage shit to be posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:18:40 No.2894987 Report

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>>2894909
a lot of people like to see that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 10:12:20 No.2895115 Report

Quoted By: >>2895123 >>2895406

>>2893640
>153 likes
>7000+ followers
>only 1000+following

I can smell the jelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 10:30:19 No.2895123 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895115
>I can smell the jelly
>jelly
And I can smell a faggot, fuck off back to your hugbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 14:41:58 No.2895260 Report

Quoted By: >>2896047

>>2893648
im new, what's so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 15:01:09 No.2895269 Report

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Who gives a fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 15:19:59 No.2895281 Report

Quoted By: >>2895412 >>2895425 >>2897687 >>2897688 >>2897965

>get into cameras for video with photo on the side
>start producing my own videos with an MFT camera
>looking for material to film
>getting informed about budget gear, how to edit, how to shoot, how to expose, light, etc.
>GF says her friend has like half a dozen bunnies and I could film them
>meeting with GFs friend
>she has a canon 5D
>says she started out 6 years ago
>massive lenses
>talks about how she's using lightroom etc.
>throws herself around the place to get "good shots"
>later sends me a few of her shots
>EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. OVEREXPOSED.
>the white bunnies are like glaring suns burning and overglowing everything else

How can someone shoot for this long and still not get the basics of photography? Hell, even the basics of aesthetics!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:30:23 No.2895406 Report

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>>2895115
lel I dont even have 700 followers my n i g g a

Until I sprout a pair of tits and a vagina I dont expect to ever have any sizable number of followers, ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:31:57 No.2895412 Report

Quoted By: >>2895425

>>2895281
because she's a woman

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:46:30 No.2895425 Report

Quoted By: >>2895482 >>2895733 >>2898121 >>2898686 >>2900199

>>2895281
>>2895412
I just got one of the shots. it's via whatsapp so probably horribly compressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:27:48 No.2895482 Report

Quoted By: >>2895487 >>2895499

>>2895425
this was taken with a 5D?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:30:33 No.2895487 Report

Quoted By: >>2895499

>>2895482
In full auto most likely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:37:51 No.2895499 Report

Quoted By: >>2895503 >>2895511 >>2897966 >>2898686

>>2895482
>>2895487
That's the best pic I could get of her. Wasn't really shooting her to begin with.
Maybe canon-experts can tell

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:39:29 No.2895503 Report

Quoted By: >>2895511 >>2897966 >>2898686

>>2895499
Another one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:43:40 No.2895511 Report

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>>2895503
>>2895499
Looked it up on some pictures....
it's most likely Aperture priority mode.
The funny thing is. I like shooting in Aperture Priority mode and then using Zebrastripes to adjust exposure downwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:08:02 No.2895644 Report

Quoted By: >>2895650

It's on program auto. P is the 2rd from last mode on the 5D MK II dial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:25:56 No.2895650 Report

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>>2895644
Looks more like 3rd from the green (which is auto). On the second pic the green one is very slightly and dimmly visible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:29:36 No.2895733 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895425

5d owner here
what lens is this, a plastic bag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 15:54:00 No.2896045 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894539
[200% MAD]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:03:12 No.2896047 Report

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>>2895260
She bought an expensive lens for her expensive camera and used it with poor settings to take a badly out of focus picture. She then added a #bokeh tag, even though the little bokeh in the photo is unremarkable, suggesting that she doesnt even know what the term means.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:18:07 No.2896055 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894539
D E V I L I S H

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:21:48 No.2896058 Report

Quoted By: >>2896064

>>2893689
What the fuck are you trying to say? Speak English on an English speaking board faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:29:56 No.2896064 Report

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>>2896058
He probably speaks english as a second language, I could understand mostly fine, its just a little stilted.
>>2893689
Your post would be less awkward if it was written as;

The first time I got my hands on an a7ii with a zeiss lens in a shop I shot this. Whats fucking wrong with this bitch? I can't believe humans can be so shitty with this kind of gear!

/\M8U5H !!zJbpV0948+w

/\M8U5H !!zJbpV0948+w Thu 04 Aug 2016 16:38:38 No.2896066 Report

Quoted By: >>2898059

>>2894539

I part trees with my tele and drag it through hell and back all the time, but this is retarded. I'd worry more about the body, though.

If I was there and knew it wasn't his, words would be exchanged at a minimum.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 18:00:15 No.2896100 Report

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>>2893689
Your pic is A7 mark one, with the retarded shutter button. Its also as thin as a girl's camera.
To shoot in manual, you have to assign the loupe to a button to focuse accurately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 20:49:01 No.2896182 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894539
I'm 1 000% mad now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 22:59:51 No.2897687 Report

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>>2895281
Pretentiousness, probably. Or simply having no discerning eye, there are things experience can't teach unless you're actually trying to learn.

Love your shot by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 23:09:48 No.2897688 Report

Quoted By: >>2897988

>>2895281
>blah blah

What you're describing is not understanding how the metering modes work. I can almost 100% guarantee you that you can't even adequately explain how the meter works.

Hell, take a survey of people "teaching" exposure online, they almost always only talk about triangle settings and almost never devel into the really important part where most people have the biggest problems: the meter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 11:10:32 No.2897965 Report

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>>2895281
most girls are lazy and no desire to get better or sit and read an article about using their camera properly

they will simply point and shoot, stick an insta filter on it and rake in 1000 likes on insta and believe they are a pro photographer

same can be said for some guys however before any femfuckers chirp in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 11:12:06 No.2897966 Report

Quoted By: >>2898087

>>2895499
>>2895503

>using that lens to shoot pictures of your rabbits in your garden

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 12:39:57 No.2897988 Report

Quoted By: >>2898069

>>2897688
>the important part
Please explain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 15:29:16 No.2898059 Report

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>>2896066
My worry would mostly be busting the hood. I've used Nikon superteles a lot and the hood itself is strong, but the way it attaches to the camera doesn't make me think it could support 160+lb sitting on it.

And yeah, the body too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 15:37:32 No.2898069 Report

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>>2897988
It's simple, if you don't understand the failure conditions of the meter or what kind of results it will give you in a given situation, then it doesn't matter what you know about the triangle settings, you'll always trust the meter (not that it's wrong, it's just not right in the way you think it is) and thus get the wrong exposure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 16:07:19 No.2898087 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897966
What's wrong with the lens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 16:39:13 No.2898121 Report

Quoted By: >>2898133

>>2895425
Send her some of your shots if one above is anything to go by. Might shock her into realising that those are sub-par shots at best. It looks almost... hazy, and definitely blown out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 16:48:54 No.2898133 Report

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>>2898121
>implying anon's shots are any better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Aug 2016 18:03:39 No.2898188 Report

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Fake.

It's not possible to get that much out of focus with 35mm lens at f6.3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 10:43:08 No.2898686 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895503
>>2895499
>>2895425
>APO
Just why on earth would you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 10:52:24 No.2898690 Report

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>>2894539
All that older Nikons are useful for anyway

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 21:15:27 No.2899858 Report

Quoted By: >>2900081 >>2900190

> insta photographers shooting "models" and portraits
It's just soft pornography. This is where so many female "models" fall short. They either don't even model a fucking product, or (2) the product is just skimpy and nobody will buy it because the audience is males

> that classic dull gray Lightroom edit. Every fucking 20 year old, even grown ass men with no sense of purpose, go outside, take a picture of the fucking road, overexposed and grainy, and then brush over everything with contrast and shadows.

> those long ass poems attached to photos
Nobody cares that you don't know the English language

> C A P T I O N
my friend did this for a year on literally every photo on Flickr or Instagram

> taking a picture of a puddle or bathroom or grungy shit
Literally nobody wants to see that.

Pic somewhat related, this is one of my best friends and I really do enjoy his feed but I just don't get what the fuck this picture is supposed to mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 02:47:23 No.2900081 Report

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>>2899858
that picture is fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 03:30:06 No.2900099 Report

Quoted By: >>2900100

>>2893775
>Computer crashes
>lose emails

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 03:34:52 No.2900100 Report

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>>2900099
Happens when retards use a mail client like outlook and configure it to download to device and delete off of the server, then something happens to the local copy.

Believe it or not, it happens quite a lot with business emails because for some reason there are a shitton of medium/smaller companies that have retardedly limited inbox sizes (one company I worked for only allowed 100Mb).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 03:49:16 No.2900105 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893822
clip-on lenses?

"i want you to shoot on your iphone but try to look professional at the same time"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 08:43:43 No.2900190 Report

Quoted By:

>>2899858
>C A P T I O N

>Photo is of a lighthouse
>L I G H T H O U S E

>Photo of a girl
>G I R L

Very lazy and shows obvious lack of creativity

Hanoian !Phong/WO.6

Hanoian !Phong/WO.6 Wed 10 Aug 2016 08:59:12 No.2900199 Report

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>>2895425
dude are you entirely sure that she didn't send you a picture taken with her phone?
the lens she used was a 70-300, FOV looks too wide to be from that lens, and the blooming highlights are very similar to those on phone pics.

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