>>2949968What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking steering wheel holder? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Roadmasters Inc., and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries to Wal-Mart, and I have over 300 confirmed on-time loads. I am trained in blind-side backing and I’m the top truck driver in the entire god damn fleet. You are nothing to me but just another bill-of-lading. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision backing, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the CB radio? Think again, Swift driver. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of truck drivers across the USA and your IP address is being traced through FlyingJ Free Inside Wifi so you better prepare for the storm, supertrucker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking roadkill, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can back into an alley way in over seven hundred ways, and that’s with a spread-axle tandem trailer and stretch-frame Kenworth. Not only am I extensively trained in alley docks, but I have access to the entire Kenworth fleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the Eisenhower Interstate System, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held 7th gear up Donner Pass. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn lot lizard. I will shit diesel fuel and axle grease all over you and you will drown in it. You’re roadkill, kiddo.
