Oompa Loompa doopity doe
Let's start the moopco marketing show
If you will just quickly trust me
You will be stuck with a shitty Sony
What will you do when your battery dies?
Fresh from warranty, a sensor that fries
What will you do with no lenses to use?
Maybe you should just tie - a - noose
I would like the look of it
Oompa Loompa doopity dee
Try to cut back on the Sony faggotry
If you sage dumb moopiepoo
You can live in happiness like the Oompa Loompa doopity do!

Doopity do!