you know what i want? a full frame sensor with one pixel. thats right. just a giant 24x36mm pixel. it would have such good high iso capabilities that all you d800 shooters would be so mad jelly your balls would disintegrate into black holes and your family's bloodline would be completely severed for eternity.

nebulas and super novas would coalesce around my camera as pure balls of energy, guiding photon after photon onto my sensor while banishing every speck of noise into a dark oblivion so dense that time will cease to exist for the entire known universe. every piece of matter from the largest galaxy down to the smallest atom will come together to form the ultimate singularity right in the heart of my one pixel full frame sensor.

at this moment, everything that has and ever will exist will occupy one single point in space and then explode into a giant ball of matter, forming a new universe upon which time will start anew. galaxies will form as the plasma cools to solid and gaseous matter, giving way to stars, planets, and eventually, intelligent life, and thus the circle will be complete.