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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:34:14 No.3210159 View View Reply Original Report

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Just got this for Christmas. What do I do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:40:50 No.3210164 Report

Quoted By: >>3210716

>>3210159
Take pictures and spend time with your family during the holidays, not spending your time on a western influenced Japanese image board asking what a camera does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:52:50 No.3210170 Report

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thats a fantastic starter kit, get out there and shoot. then come back, get shit on by us, get back out there and try harder. repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:06:15 No.3210185 Report

Quoted By: >>3210186

>>3210159
Get your mom to take a picture of you using your camera so you can look like a pro photo for your Facebook profile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:07:18 No.3210186 Report

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>>3210185
Also then immediately create a "(YOUR NAME) Photography" Facebook and start offering to do events like birthdays, prom pics, etc for $50 ea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:07:55 No.3210187 Report

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Post bob and vagene

Then we'll shit on them for being underexposed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:27:03 No.3210193 Report

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>>3210159
9/10 starter kit bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:56:48 No.3210237 Report

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>>3210159
>What do I do now?
>Return it for cash moneys
>Buy booze and drugs
????Profit

www.chosis.com !!7G3bEhCMz+A

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www.chosis.com !!7G3bEhCMz+A Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:17:59 No.3210246 Report

Quoted By: >>3210252 >>3210297 >>3210311 >>3210407 >>3210418 >>3213125 >>3213187 >>3215060

>>3210159
DM girls on Instagram and facebook telling theim you are a professional photographer and then get them to do a "photoshoot" with you where you pressure them to take their clothes off while subtly molesting thems and lowering their self esteem until you can have sex with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:25:28 No.3210252 Report

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>>3210159
Take shots like >>3210246 and get shit on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:32:35 No.3210253 Report

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>>3210159
>What do I do now?
Return it and explain your Mom had a stroke and said Canon instead of Nikon,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 01:21:38 No.3210291 Report

Quoted By: >>3210716

>>3210159
Take some basic pictures of the people you love. In 2 years you'll hate all your creative work from this time, but you'll be happy you saved some memories from today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 01:29:21 No.3210297 Report

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>>3210246
Another example of my Fatso McGuckins here is a piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 02:15:14 No.3210311 Report

Quoted By: >>3210386

>>3210246
>pressure them to take their clothes off while subtly molesting thems and lowering their self esteem until you can have sex with them
is this how terry does it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 06:08:39 No.3210386 Report

Quoted By: >>3210497

>>3210311
Sure does!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 06:59:53 No.3210407 Report

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>>3210246
>zzz.jpg
could be the filename for pretty much any one of your pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 07:42:19 No.3210418 Report

Quoted By: >>3210495

>>3210246
You know chosis, I really the out of focus wall on the left. It really accentuates the fact that this is a creepshot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 11:25:14 No.3210462 Report

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>>3210159
sell it, buy a sony a6000

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 12:31:44 No.3210487 Report

Quoted By: >>3210593 >>3216394

>>3210159
1. Use the gear thread for gear related questions
2. Read: the manual, Understanding Exposure by Bryan Peterson
3. Learn to postprocess, start with Lightroom and look up tutorials on Youtube
4. Stay away from: Jared "Fro knows photo" Polin, anything Northrup, Ken Rockwell, basically anything with religious geartalk.
5. Follow: Art of photography, Thomas Heaton, Simon Baxter, Mike Browne etc...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 13:11:33 No.3210495 Report

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>>3210418
lol same goes for the fact that she's checking her phone. it's always either creepshots or really amateurish street photography where the people in the photos are looking at their phones (because it's basically street photography easy mode to shoot people who are stationary and not paying any attention to you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 13:13:15 No.3210497 Report

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>>3210386
I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 16:46:30 No.3210593 Report

Quoted By: >>3210644

>>3210487
What's wrong with the afro guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:50:46 No.3210644 Report

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>>3210593
Everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:08:58 No.3210661 Report

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>>3210159
>rable
Rest in piss in piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:20:47 No.3210716 Report

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>>3210159
>>3210164
>>3210291
Anons know what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Dec 2017 21:26:42 No.3211417 Report

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Good sit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Dec 2017 22:00:44 No.3211433 Report

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>>3210159
Learn how to use it, learn how to compose, make beautiful photos, ???, profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Dec 2017 22:39:15 No.3211454 Report

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>>3210159
rabble is great business for canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Dec 2017 23:13:05 No.3211468 Report

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ebay it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Dec 2017 23:17:47 No.3211475 Report

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>>3210159
Shoot for awhile, then irrationally wish you had more gear. Begin a lifelong journey of gearfaggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 12:41:36 No.3212981 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 16:51:51 No.3213125 Report

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>>3210246
This literally works

Although I have some weird thing about me where I only fuck people who actually LIKE me. Was blinded by the power of the boner and it took me a month to realize this 8/10 chick was taking advantage of me because I took photos and she wants to be famous. She was sleeping with all kinds of instagram photographers and shit so eventually I told her to fuck off. Rejecting a manipulative Stacy genuinely feels better than sex, good test of willpower. She's pregnant now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:25:58 No.3213187 Report

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>>3210246
Holy fuck this is advanced shitposting. I am unironically impressed

>>3210159
Go take pictures with it. Post a thread. Link it here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:29:42 No.3213188 Report

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>>3210159
Read Scott Kelby's digital photography books

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 17:54:43 No.3214994 Report

Quoted By: >>3214995

>>3210159
Return it and save money for a full frame camera if needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 17:55:33 No.3214995 Report

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>>3214994
Stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 18:04:50 No.3215000 Report

Quoted By: >>3215008

remember, using good gear != being a good photographer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 18:14:04 No.3215008 Report

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>>3215000
but i asked my mom for the 1dx mk2 and a 50mm 1.2. I thought my facebook pictures would look good out of the camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 19:20:36 No.3215060 Report

Quoted By: >>3216320

>>3210246
how many insta followers do i have to have for this?

chosis !!7G3bEhCMz+A

chosis !!7G3bEhCMz+A Thu 04 Jan 2018 09:01:39 No.3216320 Report

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>>3215060
the more the better. I would say anything over 10k should start to get them dripping like a leaky faucet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 13:59:07 No.3216394 Report

Quoted By: >>3216432

>>3210487
>5. Follow: Art of photography
6. Kill yourself from boredom from the concentrated autism and excessive blabbering of that fat fuck in "Art of photography"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 15:26:15 No.3216432 Report

Quoted By: >>3216802

>>3216394
Whom do you watch?

Bigsexy

Bigsexy Fri 05 Jan 2018 02:13:13 No.3216802 Report

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>>3216432
the_real_sir_robin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2018 03:33:58 No.3216850 Report

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>>3210159
sell it and then buy yourself a proper execution & funeral

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