lets hear those cringe stories of interactions with /p/hagots in the wild

I was just at my local camera store looking at some of the used M glass and some boomer was in there with 2 M9s or whatever around his neck. he asks where my camera is and I say there's no point bringing my camera to a camera store just to show it off, besides there's fuck all to shoot in this small town. he gets his nickers in a knot and insists on showing me all his shitty "street" shots of the backs of peoples heads and goes on about how great they are and how much they say.
All I was thinking is this is why people hate Leica shooters.