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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:57:26 No.3323863 View View Reply Original Report

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well /p/, which one do you take?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 20:48:35 No.3323888 Report

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>>3323863
>no makeup was used
no shit sherlock, it's basically a cgi on the 'portrait'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 21:54:50 No.3323934 Report

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>>3323863
I'd wanna look like a roastie vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 17:18:14 No.3324227 Report

Quoted By: >>3324366

>visiting his site
>never brought sixteen people to tears with my portraits
>whatamidoingwithmylife.nef

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 18:03:59 No.3324240 Report

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>>3323863
>no makeup
They're called brushes in photoshop for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 18:24:08 No.3324245 Report

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>>3323863
Both l would say. Anyone who says they do not take snapshots at all is a liar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 18:50:31 No.3324255 Report

Quoted By: >>3324349

need more watermarks, we still can see the photography.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 19:11:36 No.3324257 Report

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>>3323863
creepshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 20:52:02 No.3324298 Report

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>>3323863
for a second i thought it said shadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:26:52 No.3324322 Report

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>>3324245
This desu. It can still be enjoyable to take snapshits every once in a while. Not every picture I take has to be art gallery worthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:29:47 No.3324330 Report

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http://www.steadmanuhlich.com/artist/about-steadman-uhlich-3/

Pure golden

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:41:11 No.3324349 Report

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>>3324255
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:41:38 No.3324350 Report

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>>3323863
Dramatic portraits are pretty tacky. How would you even use the photo on the right if it's not for some commercial thing?
Cool portraits look more casual and less staged

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:00:05 No.3324366 Report

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>>3324240
>>3324227
>>3323888
>hurr durr muh photoshop
t. snapshitters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:01:46 No.3324369 Report

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stay mad snapshitters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:05:04 No.3324373 Report

Quoted By: >>3325176

please fuck my bitch steadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:18:27 No.3324384 Report

Quoted By: >>3325122

>>3324366
This one is phone beauty mode tier
>>3324369
This one confirms this person can't shoot in color

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:20:44 No.3324386 Report

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>>3323863
Frankly, kudos to the guy, he found a niche and he's milking it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:27:42 No.3324391 Report

Quoted By: >>3324980 >>3325057

>hands u a blanket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:28:46 No.3324393 Report

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>gimme that tarkovsky

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:30:34 No.3324394 Report

Quoted By: >>3324805 >>3325057

>when ur snapshit is shaky but still infinitely better than ur 'pro' portrait

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:35:47 No.3324396 Report

Quoted By: >>3324402 >>3324805

>Unbelievably beautiful pictures, I was just shocked. I am not easily impressed. I work in the arts every day and am accustomed to seeing beautiful things. But when I saw how beautifully (the portrait) was crafted, I was literally moved to tears. Incredible!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:44:55 No.3324402 Report

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>>3324396
>c'mere son, pop that shirt off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 23:01:56 No.3324411 Report

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Is this a new meme being born?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2018 00:30:40 No.3324451 Report

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These are actually all terrible, holy shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2018 03:37:02 No.3324506 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2018 12:30:30 No.3324645 Report

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>>3323863
The one on the left. The right pic has a bunch of words all over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jul 2018 19:45:46 No.3324805 Report

Quoted By: >>3325079 >>3325122 >>3325497

>>3324396
So Stedman l am guessing you are tickling this little guys pickle.
Also as someone said you seem lack a color portfolio. >>3324394 also this one is just plain fricking terrible. At least in the snap she looks like a gunuine sweet little kid, on the other side is an over processed pile of dog turds the loss of detail is atrocious.
>>3324393
Also you did this guy a total injustice. If l have to explain why, you would never understand in the first place.
You are going to be the new Chosis l am guessing. Next it will be creepshots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 04:44:58 No.3324980 Report

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>>3324391
No saving this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 05:09:45 No.3324988 Report

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the snapshot pictures look like sarnehed photos lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 05:38:50 No.3324999 Report

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his website design is absolute cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 06:15:49 No.3325009 Report

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>>3324366
>no nose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 09:44:51 No.3325056 Report

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>>3323863
Lol definitely neither of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 09:46:47 No.3325057 Report

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>>3324394
>>3324391
Butchered. I'd probably take the before shots in these cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 09:48:07 No.3325058 Report

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Are all these people dead? Why the awful tone of these photos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 10:24:55 No.3325072 Report

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>>3323934
underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 10:36:53 No.3325079 Report

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>>3324805
Ironic, because this post is as autistic as chosis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 12:57:30 No.3325122 Report

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>>3324384
>>3324805
>implying based steadman can't shoot in color
Where are your """portraits""", you snapshitters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 12:58:35 No.3325124 Report

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He can even make fetal alcohol syndrome look attractive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 13:00:47 No.3325128 Report

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>she's legal age, r-right?
now she is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 13:25:27 No.3325143 Report

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>>3323863

Why would he watermark his own advertisement?

>available for global travel
just a little pretentious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 14:23:05 No.3325168 Report

Quoted By: >>3325177 >>3325190 >>3325518

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 14:31:34 No.3325176 Report

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>>3324373
fucking lel

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Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 14:32:43 No.3325177 Report

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>>3325168
Based anon shitting on that fat delusional disgrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 14:52:27 No.3325189 Report

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Why do all the "portraits" put through a tacky sepia tone filter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 14:52:31 No.3325190 Report

Quoted By: >>3326610

>>3325168
fucking lel I kinda wish chosis was unbanned for 1 hour just so I could see his reaction to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 18:28:26 No.3325309 Report

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>>3325122
None of us are posting our shit with such pretention as you is why. You Jason the queer, and Chooses are the only ones seen posting as if you discovered somebody else's page, when it is your own. Arrogance will get derision every time here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jul 2018 19:20:28 No.3325344 Report

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>>3324369
please stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 01:20:46 No.3325474 Report

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>>>
I was going to say that this one was good, but then I noticed how poorly cut out the kid was around his head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 02:07:20 No.3325497 Report

Quoted By: >>3325820

>>3324805
>you did this guy a total injustice.
explain why
im not steadman

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 02:55:09 No.3325518 Report

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>>3325168
truly the man of our time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 03:05:00 No.3325523 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 21:27:54 No.3325820 Report

Quoted By: >>3326469

>>3325497
What is the first thing you see in the desaturated photo?
First thing l notice is the moles since he has been darkened, my eye goes to connect a dot for one. Also note that in all of these side by sides he is going full metal Terry Richardson retard lighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jul 2018 21:53:45 No.3325836 Report

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>>3323863
STEADMAN
UHLICH

STEADMAN
UHLICH

STEADMAN
FUCKING
UHLICH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2018 04:34:31 No.3326469 Report

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>>3325820
thank you

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2018 14:38:06 No.3326610 Report

Quoted By: >>3326614

>>3325190
did he get himself a permaban?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2018 14:41:18 No.3326614 Report

Quoted By: >>3326632 >>3326773

>>3326610
Yup. All his posts up to late June were mass deleted all at once, including the ones where he had his trip turned off samefagging, and any new posts are also deleted soon after.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2018 15:43:46 No.3326632 Report

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>>3326614

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jul 2018 21:35:45 No.3326773 Report

Quoted By: >>3326890

>>3326614
Why tho? Like I’ve been lurking /p/ but still don’t understand this chosis bullshit. Was this just some autist taking street pics and acting smug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 02:04:11 No.3326890 Report

Quoted By: >>3326957

>>3326773
Multiple attempts to scam /p/ with crypto fraud schemes + a history of boasting about being a sexual predator on /p/ + Instagram account where he was stalking 14 year old girls outside secondary schools (since deleted after his ban).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 06:53:26 No.3326957 Report

Quoted By: >>3327226

>>3326890
Interesting. Someone should make a longer post explaining this sick fucks action.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 16:42:09 No.3327197 Report

Quoted By: >>3327227

so... am noob, "portrait" is just code for soft, sepia, and props?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 17:52:04 No.3327226 Report

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>>3326957
I'd rather not shit up the thread, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 18:00:53 No.3327227 Report

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>>3327197
no, none of those things are necessary for a portrait. also these are awful portraits and you shouldn't take them as an example of how to shoot portraits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jul 2018 18:02:11 No.3327228 Report

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If she was a professional photographer in any way she wouldn't cover her advertising shots in watermarks.

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