My neck hurts.
I want a good strap that I can put on or off as needed, I often use my stock strap folded around my hand, but I need both a neck strap and freedom to lift my camera up.

So I was looking around and most interesting straps have THIS BULLSHIT
quick release buckles
on a fucking camera strap. It just screams YES DROP ME/STEAL ME.

I need a strap that is good for nightlife, so a strap that gives me freedom of movement but complete safety of gear and the possibility to have both hands free, any suggestions? (Possibly without breaking the bank, $70 for a strap seem asinine, I'm willing to spend up to 50 though.)

Camera strap general I guess, since we all need some neck and back relief.