>>3359908> its fun and you can send the couple physical photosIf you want to really blow someone's mind:
1. Take your real camera with you to the ceremony
2. Get some really good pictures. Better than their shitty small-town wedding photographer will get because their main selling point is that they're the only person in Southwestern Bumfuck who owns a camera better than a cellphone whereas you're someone who's creepily obsessive about constantly improving his photography skills. And weddings are boring as shit to sit through, so you might as well occupy yourself in a way that's less socially unacceptable than looking at porn on your phone.
3. Between the ceremony and the reception, go to Walgreens or Walmart or Walcvs or whatever.
4. Make a print of one of the photos. Buy a frame. Buy wrapping paper. Wrap the framed photo from the wedding ceremony.
5. Give the photo to the bride as a wedding present at the reception.
6. Bride is overcome with emotions, introduces you to the hottest bridesmaid, then you fuuuuuuuuuck.