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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 19:46:01 No.3385052 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3385054 >>3385057 >>3385070 >>3385072 >>3385523 >>3385618 >>3385705 >>3385781

Why are so many professional photographers manlets?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:06:01 No.3385053 Report

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DUDE HEIGHT LMAO

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:07:28 No.3385054 Report

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>>3385052
>why are so many professional gearfags manlets
ftfy. and the answer is of course that they are compensating

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:08:47 No.3385057 Report

Quoted By: >>3385067 >>3385111 >>3385622 >>3385635

>>3385052
>”Why are so many professional photographers manlets?” I post, sitting gloriously nude in front of my battlestation. I grab my cup of protein shake, making very sure not to accidentally grab my piss cup—don’t want to make that mistake again, not after the last three times—and take a big swig. My whole body jiggles as it slides down my throat, enhancing my physique. People keep telling me I’m obese, but they don’t get it, they don’t know that I’m pure muscle. All I eat is protein. My whole body hurts all the time, but no pain no gain.
>Having successfully owned those fucking manlets on /p/, I get down to business. Time for a fast, efficient, manly jerk. I pull up some pictures of men in their peak physical form. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a faggot or anything, but they get me thinking about how amazing my physique is, and that’s what really gets me off. I stare at their glistening chests, my arm pumping like crazy. I can feel it. I’m close. I stare at their bulges, wishing mine were that defined. As I come, I squeak out a manly yell and reach for my cum mug.
>shit, I grabbed my protein shake cup by accident.
>oh well. It’s really just more protein.
>I take a big swig, savouring every drop

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:35:43 No.3385067 Report

Quoted By: >>3385090

>>3385057
Found the manlet

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:42:26 No.3385070 Report

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>>3385052
Because it's easier for them to get closer to the ground for nice low angle shots. They can also get to areas too small and impossible for us normal humans. Giving us a unique look at the world through the eyes of a hobbit.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 20:45:56 No.3385072 Report

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>>3385052
How else are you supposed to get a shot like this?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 21:17:26 No.3385090 Report

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>>3385067
> “Found the manlet”, I type, totally owning that fucking manlet. I take another frothy swig of my protein shake, it’s creamy saltiness coating my tongue and sliding down my throat. “Fucking manlets. Manlets everywhere. Why can’t everyone be manly like me?”
>I shout for my mom to bring me another cup of protein shake so I can keep on being so goddamn manly.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 22:16:20 No.3385111 Report

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>>3385057
This is great lol

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Anonymous Fri 02 Nov 2018 23:00:19 No.3385138 Report

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>>3385111
4chan is shit but the occasional pearl makes it worth it. Trips don’t lie.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 18:34:43 No.3385523 Report

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>>3385052
is this the hobbit from f-stoppers?

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 20:56:28 No.3385618 Report

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>>3385052
are they????

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 21:06:10 No.3385622 Report

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>>3385057
>>3385090
based

>>3385618
based and redpilled

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 21:23:04 No.3385635 Report

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>>3385057
>>3385090

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 21:43:04 No.3385642 Report

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Nothing wrong about being short, but this subred is starting to sound like some HAES tumblr page.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 22:20:57 No.3385661 Report

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>>3385618
>terry uses capture one

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Anonymous Sat 03 Nov 2018 23:25:21 No.3385705 Report

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>>3385052
I never understood how people get discredited for height, something we have no control over....unless you're willing to blow cash on leg lengthening surgery.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 01:45:27 No.3385768 Report

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>>3385705
>scott caan is a fucking midget
>mark wahlberg is a fucking dwarf

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 02:21:23 No.3385775 Report

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>>3385054
This is the correct answer. Next thread, please.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 02:38:13 No.3385781 Report

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>>3385052
>professional photographer
>makes youtube videos sperging over gear

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 02:47:39 No.3385790 Report

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>>3385705
>Still shorter than everyone, except a musical legend and a guy that's famous for playing short-as-fuck people.
Shit maybe I should just buy some platform shoes.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 04:02:39 No.3385814 Report

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>>3385705
No Robert De Niro?

It's such a weird experience when I leave my little corner of the world where average height for men is well over 6' and I'm never the tallest person at a place.

It's fun getting the special attention.

t. 6'0"

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 04:47:37 No.3385832 Report

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>>3385814
>>3385814
>No Robert De Niro?

Sorry missed him.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 04:51:37 No.3385833 Report

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>>3385790
>platform shoes

Don't bother. You'll only look more ridiculous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 13:22:19 No.3385935 Report

Quoted By: >>3385938 >>3385942

>>3385814
>my little corner of the world where average height for men is well over 6'
lol what corner is that? are you on an nba team or something?

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 13:24:24 No.3385937 Report

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>>3385832
wonder why tom cruise is so widely known as "the short guy" even though all those other actors are of similar height

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 13:24:58 No.3385938 Report

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>>3385935
Denmark.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Nov 2018 13:31:34 No.3385942 Report

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>>3385935
Dutch maybe. The height there is real. In the club you feel like Bilbo at the gathering of Ents.

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