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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:24:21 No.3426897 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3427328 >>3427493 >>3428457 >>3428476 >>3428492 >>3430887

Hey /p/, have you switched to Relonch already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:28:40 No.3426898 Report

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I've seen a lot of shitty photography concepts online, but this has to be the absolute fucking worst one

I hope the CEO of this shitshow dies in a car accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:36:37 No.3426899 Report

Quoted By: >>3426904

So I have to pay to use the camera I already have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:00:57 No.3426904 Report

Quoted By: >>3426910 >>3426924

>>3426899
no you basically trade in your expensive DSLR for credits (1$ worth of camera however that is determined=1 credit). You then get their shitty camera with no manual settings whatsoever and no way to edit or curate them. The pictures are sent online and you can choose them the next day and pay for them from your credit.

Honestly, one of the most retarded things I have read on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:25:47 No.3426910 Report

Quoted By: >>3426914 >>3426919

>>3426904
But you get to focus on just taking the pictures. And making memorable photos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:30:02 No.3426914 Report

Quoted By: >>3426915

>>3426910
so just like any other camera then? or your phone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:32:51 No.3426915 Report

Quoted By: >>3426916 >>3428508

>>3426914
Lol no if you read on the site the cases the cameras come in cover the lcd. To remove distractions and let you focus on Just taking the photo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:33:17 No.3426916 Report

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>>3426915
use a film camera then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:40:02 No.3426919 Report

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I bet they consider all shots remarkable and you still have to curate your photos. The only difference is that you gave them your camera and are cucked to their shit.

>>3426910
>And making memorable photos
REMARKABLE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:55:46 No.3426924 Report

Quoted By: >>3426926 >>3427328

>>3426904
But you get these sweet edits by their AI anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:59:18 No.3426926 Report

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>>3426924
jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 13:45:39 No.3426953 Report

Quoted By: >>3426956

i'm so fucking confused. you sell them your camera and they give you credits to... what, buy your own photos with? this is breathtakingly stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 13:48:39 No.3426954 Report

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is people buying this scam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 13:57:19 No.3426955 Report

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>For $99/month, Relonch will lend you a fancy-looking leather-clad Samsung NX camera with a 30mm f/2.0 lens permanently attached and only two buttons exposed: power and shutter.
Well you dont have to give them your DSLR, you can also let them just rape you on a monthly basis.

To be fair I can just about squint my eyes and see what they are trying to do with the camera-and-editing rolled into one package, but holy fuck their realization of it is terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 14:05:05 No.3426956 Report

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>>3426953
not to mention you can only bring in your camera if you live near fucking Pao Alto

what a fucking dumb idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:22:10 No.3426991 Report

Quoted By: >>3427456

I trade in my $2000 camera to get a $200 camera and pay a hefty fee just for using it?
Sounds like a deal I can't miss.
What's the catch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 09:29:11 No.3427328 Report

Quoted By: >>3427350

>>3426924
>>3426897
is this an elaborate joke? has a single person actually fallen for this shit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:45:03 No.3427350 Report

Quoted By: >>3427377 >>3427402

>>3427328
They same pretty serious. Anyone with an Iphone want to try their magic lighting app?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 12:37:24 No.3427371 Report

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I actually thought this was some prank..but nope its real! Takes a special kind of stupid to fall for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 14:17:37 No.3427377 Report

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>>3427350
fuck lol that's awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 15:26:19 No.3427402 Report

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>>3427350
>photos obviously lit different way and not made in the app

who are they trying to cheat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 18:08:39 No.3427456 Report

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>>3426991
no catch, you get 2000 FREE images!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 19:41:07 No.3427493 Report

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>>3426897
>Subscribe to Relonch so I can launch photographic career
>All the good cameras are checked out
>Get sent a t3i with a stock lens stuck in manual focus
>Open memory card slot
>It's an empty micro SD to SD adapter
>Turn camera on
>It's trying to look for magic latern
Thank you Relonch

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:37:15 No.3428457 Report

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>>3426897
S C A M
C
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 03:12:51 No.3428476 Report

Quoted By: >>3428493

>>3426897
>choose the 291st model in your style
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 03:59:41 No.3428492 Report

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>>3426897
this was canceled last year.

OLD NEWS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:00:47 No.3428493 Report

Quoted By: >>3428515

>>3428476
the camera was called the 291st.
how retarded is that.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:46:23 No.3428501 Report

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an elaborate plan to steal people's DSLR's

pretty good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:52:03 No.3428508 Report

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>>3426915
You can get a canon autoboy for like $20.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 05:19:32 No.3428515 Report

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>>3428493
extremely. is it supposed to be called the "two hundred and ninety first" or the "two ninety one ST"? either way, it's awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Feb 2019 14:25:19 No.3430887 Report

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>>3426897
So I presume that camera automatically uploads photo to their server when it has connection and removes from local storage?
In that case it would be fun to just ACCIDENTALLY jam trigger and wait for their servers to fill up.

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