>be me, on street with ae1
>lurking in shadows
>doing new topographics
>wearing my favorite outfit
>there was a burnt car fucking up the landscape
>perfect
>set the aperture, shutter and focus
>suddenly a tall blue eyes 9/10 qt comes into frame
>*snap*
>normiesruineverything.jpeg(long edge 1000 pixels)
>but kinda felt happy
>because just captured waifu jerking material
>she start walking towards me
>autismintensifying.jpeg(long edge 1000 pixel)
>smile, "nice camera"
>*weird silence*
>"you took my photo, would love to see it. do you have instagram?"
>*start to panic the fuck out*
>*nod autistically*
>start unloading film
>"what are you doing?"
>throw the roll of Portra 400 in her direction
>start walking quickly in other direction

bitch wanted to sue me for taking her photo without her permission. im sure she has a Chad bf. and he will break my camera. and he will beat the shit out of me in case if she spot me on the street. so im gonna stay underground for a while.
mfw i dodged a bullet.