As photographers we're skilled at choosing flattering angles, lenses, lighting, and poses. Because many of us practice on ourselves, we're especially familiar with our own faces. Let's see what we look like when we break all the rules. Who can take the most hideous portrait on /p.

Rules: editing should be the same that you'd do on a standard portrait. Don't bring out all the detail in your skin with high pass, or liquify your nose to be humongous. The ugliness should be in-camera.

Roasting encouraged.