Hey Faggots,

My name is Ansel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at your stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any good shots? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to your pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was awarded the presidential medal of freedom, and founded the Zone system. What accomplishments do you have? , other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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