I am a cat whisperer.
>>3522543Your cat thinks you're a fag.
>>3522497Your cat thinks you masturbate too much.
>>3520954Your cat thinks you need to take a shower.
>>3520398Your cat is really fucking weird.
>>3519572You cat hates you for being a cheapskate who won't spring for premium brand name cat food.
>>3519527Your cat wants to fucking die.
>>3519523You cat is disappointed in your political views.
>>3516961Your cat is afraid that you will die alone.
>>3513631Your cat thinks you should stop posting out of focus snapshits on the internet.
>>3513605Your cat has cancer. It has three months left to live. No wait, sorry, two months left to live.