>>3518949I don't know shit about canon because I don't give a shit about them, but I have different tiers of Nikons for different people
>Coolpix and other 1/2.3 sensor snappie camsold boomer moms on vacation on a cruise
>Nikon P900/P10000People who say they bought it to take pictures of the moon, but really bought it to take pictures of their hot, half-japanese neighbor across the street as she watches Netflix alone in her sports bra
>Nikon DXX seriesEither someone woefully behind the times or someone who bought it used for either a banger cam or infrared photography
>Nikon D3XXX, D5XXXprobably 1/2 of /p/ Nikon users, acceptable budget options. Also entry-level idiots perpetually using kit lenses who will never ever buy another F-mount lens
>Nikon D7XXXRetards who don't understand they're paying used full-frame price for a DX sensor body. Just buy a fucking D610. Generally what you see Chinese intelligence agents walking around DC with, complete with 28-300 VR ED FX lens taking snapshits at twilight of the monuments from the middle of the sidewalk
>Nikon D5XXRetards who bought it thinking that because it has only three digits in the name, it must be full-frame. THINK AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS
>Nikon D6XXBudget full-frame, respectable choice if paired with a couple prime lenses.
>Nikon D7XXPeople who should have just bought a used D800
>Nikon D8101% portrait photographers, 99% gearfags. Also seen around DC being used by Chinese Nationals to steal the secrets of our monuments.
>Nikon D810AAstrophotographers, 85% of which bought it and used it once. Shelf Queen.
>Nikon D850People with too much money who are whores for MEGAPIXELS and FOCUS POINTS. Still a great camera.
>Nikon ZXbleeding-edge retards who either spent $300 to use their F-mount lenses or bought into an entirely new system.
>Nikon DfPeople who care more about how they look taking photos than the actual photos themselves. This class is inhabited by people who had no idea the Olympus OM-D's exist
