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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 15:41:01 No.3572391 View View Reply Original Report

>tfw no gf to shoot

I'd literally shoot on them for free using my Full frame camera. Yet they'd rather take this shit tier selfies all with a shit camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 15:56:20 No.3572396 Report

Quoted By: >>3572607

>tfw no fool frame camera,and no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 15:58:18 No.3572397 Report

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with the force of a thousand suns.

has she transitioned yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 16:47:52 No.3572409 Report

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>>3572391
So, you did ask her if she’d let you take some portrait shots then? What she say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 16:49:05 No.3572411 Report

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>>3572391

So, you did ask her if she’d let you take some portrait shots then? What she say?

Mirari !!TXM6KhIfKn2

Mirari !!TXM6KhIfKn2 Wed 20 Nov 2019 17:00:11 No.3572415 Report

Quoted By: >>3572458 >>3574555

>>3572391
it's a man

and for god's sake don't do it. My folder is full of pictures I love but want to forget

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 17:10:48 No.3572423 Report

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>>3572391
Well, date an actual female and maybe you'll have a gf. That eyeliner is a fucking joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 18:30:00 No.3572458 Report

Quoted By: >>3572472 >>3573223 >>3574553 >>3574555

>>3572415
It's female as long as she looks female

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 18:33:21 No.3572460 Report

Quoted By: >>3572470

>>3572391
Selfies aren't for making good photographs, they're a facebook status update in photographic form.
And you're probably ugly, poor, stupid, fat, and/or dirty desu. Shape up and you'll get your trap gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 18:35:30 No.3572462 Report

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>>3572391
That's a malnourished boy with bad makeup

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 18:48:48 No.3572470 Report

Quoted By: >>3572584

>>3572460
this, you ever see people commenting shit like "wow this is really nicely composed" or "i like the colour palette you used here"? people don't care about what photographers care about in a shot they're just putting on facebook/instagram

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 18:55:38 No.3572472 Report

Quoted By: >>3572546 >>3573223

>>3572458

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 21:18:08 No.3572546 Report

Quoted By: >>3573223

>>3572472
you have a discord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 22:27:58 No.3572584 Report

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>>3572470
>you ever see people commenting shit like "wow this is really nicely composed"
actually, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 22:35:19 No.3572587 Report

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>>3572391
>>Yet they'd rather take this shit tier selfies all with a shit camera

Well i have gf and all but she rather take selfies by herself than by me because she feels more confident when she can see herself in the screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2019 23:17:37 No.3572607 Report

Quoted By: >>3572936 >>3573082 >>3584891

>>3572396
i don't even know what's worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 05:53:47 No.3572762 Report

Quoted By: >>3573231

>>3572391
>tfw no qts to stalk and film on your 16mm murder rig

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 06:24:22 No.3572773 Report

Quoted By: >>3572775 >>3577053 >>3585964

>>3572391
>gf
Just so you know, that's a guy. He posts on /lgbt/ a lot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 06:25:17 No.3572775 Report

Quoted By: >>3572779 >>3577053

>>3572773
Oh really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 06:27:55 No.3572779 Report

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>>3572775
I would've thought the hands and the chin were enough of a giveaway but yes. He posts in the passing threads sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 15:54:03 No.3572936 Report

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>>3572607
The gf for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Nov 2019 21:18:09 No.3573082 Report

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>>3572607
5 fool frames and I'm dumping my gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 05:04:23 No.3573223 Report

Quoted By: >>3573247

>>3572472
>>3572458
>>3572546
asylum yourselves asap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 06:03:39 No.3573231 Report

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>>3572762
are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Nov 2019 07:17:26 No.3573247 Report

Quoted By: >>3575204

>>3573223
have sex asap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Nov 2019 19:27:36 No.3574553 Report

Quoted By: >>3574555

>>3572458
Maximum denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Nov 2019 19:33:53 No.3574555 Report

Quoted By: >>3574566 >>3584781

>>3572415
>>3572458
>>3574553
nowadays traps trash the floor with any random picked modern female. traps are the new females, deal with it.

Mirari !!TXM6KhIfKn2

Mirari !!TXM6KhIfKn2 Sun 24 Nov 2019 19:54:19 No.3574566 Report

Quoted By: >>3574577 >>3584781

>>3574555
trips of truth.

I might look forward it. I'm tired of e-girls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Nov 2019 20:21:33 No.3574577 Report

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>>3574566
look for amateur cd+guy porn. youll see sensuality and passion never displayed by women before, they literally obsolete.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2019 06:30:43 No.3574828 Report

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>>3572391
Become the gf you want to see in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2019 06:49:54 No.3574831 Report

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cries in aps-c

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Nov 2019 22:40:37 No.3575112 Report

Quoted By: >>3576877

>>3572391
Yet they'd rather take this shit tier selfies all with a shit camera
Ummm women, and trannies are narcissistic creatures who would rather see themselves while shooting their photos. Just look at any dating site, and it is filled with a ton of crap tier selfies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 02:07:37 No.3575173 Report

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>>3572391
>tfw wouldn't even know how to capture her best if I had a gf to shoot
;_; there must be a wayt o learn how to shoot pretty people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Nov 2019 04:40:23 No.3575204 Report

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>>3573247
41 percent yourself asap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 02:48:29 No.3576845 Report

Quoted By: >>3576900

>>3572391
What would drive a man to do this to himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 04:32:30 No.3576877 Report

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>>3575112
this. it's a combination of the soft lighting, the low resolution image, the angles, and the facial muscles tensed in ways that have been practiced thousands of times before that creates this image. even then, it's a solid 6 at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 06:12:16 No.3576900 Report

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>>3576845
sheer mental illness/a psychotic break

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 09:16:57 No.3576947 Report

Quoted By: >>3589862

>>3572391

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 13:49:35 No.3576999 Report

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why would she let some creep hairy man take photos of her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 15:00:12 No.3577012 Report

Quoted By: >>3577357

>have female friend who pays for my food and fucks in exchange for free shoots and hang out time
I'm too scared of being metoo'd in case I end whatever the fuck relationship/friendship this is. Honestly I kind of regret opening up to the idea of sleeping with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 16:19:31 No.3577026 Report

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>>3572391

lol, I remember this person in my social normie days of social media, he is a brazilian qt boy(I guess he is not trans, just a qt crossdresser).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2019 16:56:52 No.3577053 Report

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>>3572775
>>3572773
Post more pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 05:59:15 No.3577357 Report

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>>3577012
That sounds terrible and depressing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 14:48:30 No.3577507 Report

Quoted By: >>3577508 >>3577512 >>3579221

>>3572391
it's fun to take pics with your gf. Mine is really shy and hated it when I took a photo of her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 14:49:32 No.3577508 Report

Quoted By: >>3577509 >>3579221 >>3584809

cinestil 800t
>>3577507

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 14:50:51 No.3577509 Report

Quoted By: >>3579221

>>3577508
>tfw some instagram meme magazine reposted this picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 14:53:14 No.3577512 Report

Quoted By: >>3577521

>>3577507
I like this one a lot. Her hair give the picture life.
What lens did you use?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 15:10:41 No.3577521 Report

Quoted By: >>3579221

>>3577512
Thank you!

If I remember correctly and also according to the sharpness, my old nikkor 50mm af

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Dec 2019 09:30:53 No.3579221 Report

Quoted By:

>>3577507
>>3577521
>>3577509
>>3577508
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Dec 2019 09:53:25 No.3579224 Report

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>>3572391
I also like to assault women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Dec 2019 10:30:12 No.3579235 Report

Quoted By: >>3584893

the only reason i was able to get into portrait photography and get comfortable enough with it to be able to charge endless tourists coming to my city $100 to take their photos for an hour is because of my girlfriend letting me take pics of her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Dec 2019 20:55:38 No.3581737 Report

Quoted By:

>>3572391
Kek, can't relate. I've been taking pics of my gf all day with a Canon 7D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Dec 2019 21:20:35 No.3581746 Report

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i was shooting pics with my ex yesterday, she still wants me so that was kinda annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Dec 2019 22:29:04 No.3581766 Report

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gf is a photographer
she teaches me how to do portraits, i teach her analog and environmental composition
it's nice

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

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Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:41:51 No.3581885 Report

Quoted By: >>3581889 >>3581907

>tfw when gf and fool frame camera to shoot her on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:43:51 No.3581889 Report

Quoted By: >>3581892

>>3581885
that was your GF? I figured it was just another hooker from the road, Sugar

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

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Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:47:30 No.3581892 Report

Quoted By: >>3584883 >>3585994 >>3591553

>>3581889

No, that is my current GF not the last one lol

I don't bang lot lizards but I secretly want to do a Daido Moriyama-esque set on truck stop hookers, I see them from time to time out here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:31:32 No.3581907 Report

Quoted By:

>>3581885
>tfw gf and fool frame camera, but both are neglected cause I'm out all day with my Zorki

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 06:19:10 No.3584766 Report

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I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 08:13:46 No.3584781 Report

Quoted By:

>>3574555
>>3574566
>traps
>egirls
Have you faggots tried actually going outside and meeting real women before? Doesn't sound like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 10:29:02 No.3584809 Report

Quoted By:

>>3577508
>her
Are you sure about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 15:01:32 No.3584883 Report

Quoted By:

>>3581892
Are there any attractive ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 15:33:45 No.3584891 Report

Quoted By:

>>3572607
No FF is worst lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 15:36:23 No.3584893 Report

Quoted By: >>3585155

>>3579235
What camera, lens, film?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 15:53:30 No.3584896 Report

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Yous ever get sad about no gf to shoot so u start really feel gayness in the anus??? Maby get gay insted? I thenk gay ppl r more preciative for to get photo taken nice like with nice camera and lense not phone. An gay ppl r beter looking then straight anyway??? Maby get gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 01:57:42 No.3585155 Report

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>>3584893
Canon A-1, 50mm 1.8, Cinestill 800T

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:14:49 No.3585160 Report

Quoted By:

>>3572391
it's cause qt gf's appreciate the subtle rendering of the iphone lens
truly the patricians choice of camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 03:39:39 No.3585187 Report

Quoted By:

>>3572391
You need to pay her to shoot
>what is a modeling job

I just shoot my sister, but her boyfriend does it much better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 04:15:26 No.3585584 Report

Quoted By: >>3585898

It's a female as long as it wants to be referred as a female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 22:41:36 No.3585898 Report

Quoted By: >>3585912

>>3585584

>I'm an Apache Attack Helicopter, as long as I want to be referred as one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Dec 2019 22:59:32 No.3585912 Report

Quoted By: >>3586015

>>3585898
This, but unironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 01:49:06 No.3585964 Report

Quoted By: >>3585969

>>3572773
he's cuter than my gf it's not fair!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 02:02:13 No.3585969 Report

Quoted By:

>>3585964
post pics of your gf so we can compare

t.h.i.e.f !!6VsGLJtuT1D

t.h.i.e.f !!6VsGLJtuT1D Tue 17 Dec 2019 03:27:05 No.3585994 Report

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>>3581892
daido moriyama is a meme god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Dec 2019 05:02:19 No.3586015 Report

Quoted By: >>3590108

>>3585912
are you using unironically, ironically?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 19:19:36 No.3589862 Report

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>>3576947
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Dec 2019 19:45:13 No.3589873 Report

Quoted By: >>3589961

Just asks strangers on Instagram to shoot, brothers. If you want to shoot portraits that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 01:10:46 No.3589961 Report

Quoted By: >>3590079

>>3589873
wont they wont my money and accuse me of sexual harassment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 13:22:07 No.3590079 Report

Quoted By: >>3590080

>>3589961
Well depends on if you are creepy. I haven't had any trouble yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 13:24:10 No.3590080 Report

Quoted By: >>3590107

>>3590079
You really found the attention whores.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 14:33:18 No.3590107 Report

Quoted By: >>3590111

>>3590080
Not sure if you mean me or the people I shoot. Heh.

I wouldn't say I am an attention whore. I just wanna share some pics I took. As for the people I shoot, a lot of them are actually very shy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 14:35:01 No.3590108 Report

Quoted By:

>>3586015
Only a true incel would be this angry about a strangers genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 14:46:08 No.3590111 Report

Quoted By:

>>3590107
I like her hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:43:06 No.3590509 Report

Quoted By:

>>3572391
Just buy a telephoto to shoot photos of your penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 17:22:25 No.3590677 Report

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>tfw no gf to shoot nudes of me with her full frame camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 07:05:52 No.3591553 Report

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>>3581892
that would be a good project to look forward to desu. at least you have something to look forward to on some of your stops.

𓃝𓄚𓃯 𓅿 𓆏 𓆟

𓃝𓄚𓃯 𓅿 𓆏 𓆟 Sun 29 Dec 2019 08:04:39 No.3591565 Report

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I tried shooting my girlfriend once, in the fall, on 4x5. She was very impatient, which made for enough perceived pressure that I mucked up the photos. Then, afterward, she complained that they weren't to her taste for laughable reasons. I'll never do it again. She can take all the damn selfies she wants.

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