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If you were a camera, what would you be?

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 21:28:08 No.3583363 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 21:32:14 No.3583367 Report

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>>3583363
Myself, because I am the one with me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 21:39:34 No.3583371 Report

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Some small cam with a lensbaby, cuz my vision is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 21:46:18 No.3583376 Report

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>>3583363
Vivitar m42 screw mount camera with a 200mm f5.6 lens

Relatively useless. Not sure why I was made. Good at a specific few things but not anything in particular or overall. Not in the moment or generally anywhere close to anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 21:53:20 No.3583381 Report

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A bit too old which lowers my value, long superseded by younger ones.
Still sharp and capable, but not up to date and a bit of a pain in the ass to deal with.
Not fast either, and hampered by flaws that really wouldn't have been necessary.

Sony Alpha 7 Mk.I with vintage lenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 23:03:10 No.3583420 Report

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>>3583363
A broken one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 00:03:52 No.3583434 Report

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>>3583420
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 00:36:21 No.3583448 Report

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>>3583367
Based

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Wed 11 Dec 2019 02:53:30 No.3583484 Report

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>>3583363

Graphic View 4x5 monorail

>Heavy and bulky
>Requires autistic levels of attention to detail in everything
>Old school
>Awkward to handle
>No bullshit no frills back-to-basics demeanor
>No batteries or electronics required
>Always gives excellent results no matter what
>No one cares about them anymore

>>3583420

I'm doing a sad right now, are you okay anon <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 03:13:43 No.3583490 Report

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>>3583363
iPhone 3GS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 03:51:36 No.3583500 Report

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probably a logitec webcam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 04:34:16 No.3583523 Report

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>>3583363
a camera

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 05:25:52 No.3583532 Report

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>>3583363
A mammogram x-ray camera

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 05:26:37 No.3583533 Report

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>>3583420

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 06:04:38 No.3583550 Report

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>>3583363
The one you have with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 07:42:54 No.3583583 Report

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>>3583363
First available in 1995.
Uses dated technology.
Criticized by some.
Desiring affordable ownership of a famous brand name.
Beginner/student in mind.
Still out here, but nobody gives a shit.

The Nikon FM10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 08:15:12 No.3583588 Report

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Something mft
No one likes me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 08:17:06 No.3583590 Report

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>>3583363
the one i am with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 09:51:33 No.3583618 Report

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>>3583583
>FM10
A mutt creatura.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 12:51:35 No.3583646 Report

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>>3583550
:3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 13:03:56 No.3583651 Report

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Sony mavica, because I'm old and always having floppies shoved in me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 13:54:29 No.3583675 Report

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>>3583484
>this is how Sugar thinks of himself

>>3583363
I'd be a Pentax Q because I have a small penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 14:22:53 No.3583685 Report

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>>3583484
>Requires autistic levels of attention to detail in everything
>Always gives excellent results no matter what
How do these go together?

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 14:35:32 No.3583688 Report

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>>3583363
>Looks normal if you squint your eyes
>Looks at other people and tries to mimick them
>Tries to do his own thing but fails.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 14:37:09 No.3583690 Report

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I'd be a Gameboy Camera, because your mom's pussy stinks.

/\M8U5H !!b1nCXTD1Zxn

/\M8U5H !!b1nCXTD1Zxn Wed 11 Dec 2019 16:12:40 No.3583722 Report

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>>3583685
He doesn’t afraid of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 17:21:42 No.3584177 Report

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probably some /p/haggots. unused

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 01:53:05 No.3584349 Report

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>>3583618
Correct

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Fri 13 Dec 2019 03:13:37 No.3584368 Report

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>>3583685

It's a nod to my trucking career. Everything has to be perfect when I'm out here. I have to be perfectly squared up on dock doors when I back into them. I have to be perfectly in my space when I'm parked. I do everything by the book (most of the time) and I have a flawless service record and safety record.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:02:52 No.3584420 Report

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>>3583690
this is the most retarded shit I've ever heard why the fuck did they make this this makes no sense I fucking hate it being a kid everything sucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 09:06:28 No.3584432 Report

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>>3584420
That thing was dope as fuck. Printing on thermal paper is the real red pill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 09:26:57 No.3584440 Report

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>>3584432
you are the fucking god damn stupid pill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 09:38:11 No.3584442 Report

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>>3583367
I'm really glad we got rid of that piece of shit whoever the fuck he was

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