>>3620510>I try to upset ambush withLmao, who brought each of these things up you moron. You try to show off, but every time its the schmuck special. Classic boomer mentality.
It's why you live in a wannabe mcmansion.
>>3620516>whole flatNo, my kitchen/diner is considerably larger. It's a large studio/1 bed.
>bunkbedNo, it's just raised so my mattress fits in the window sill, 4 feet deep walls make for deep ass window sills.
>bristolYep, one of the art, music and culture capitals of the world. Banksy, massive attack, Wallace & gromit. We've got it all :)
>I bet you never use your gardenI use it every week, mainly for DIY, but also like to sit out with a smoke. I get along well with 5 out of 6 of the flats in this building. Pretty sad projection though.
>carpet badLmao, your one of those allergy kids aren't you.
>avg flat for benefitsNot really, i get an extra 30% on top of the 2 bedroom rate due to the lack of suitable council housing for my disabilities. Being under 35, the Bristol housing allowance is £310 a month, my rental is £850 a month - all paid by taxpayers.
>bragging about oakI didn't, I only mentioned the oak floors because ambush made out that his fake wood flooring was prestigious.
>I live in my parents homeLol. My parents could buy a place, but you can't claim housing benefit if your rental property is owned by family, so it makes more sense to just take the free £850. And yes, everything gets fixed straight away if I ask, because this isn't a shithole student rental landlord.
>you have a lightYep, I do have low ceilings and im over 6 ft so i shortened my light with a cable tie.
Grats on missing the mark every time, it was a depressing insight into your brain. Especially having to be bailed out by your parents still for somewhere to live.
