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How would you shoot it?

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 16:30:40 No.3651308 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm not sure you could shoot someone like this?
What focal would I even begin to use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 16:40:39 No.3651318 Report

Quoted By: >>3651340 >>3651423

>>3651308
double barrel using buckshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 16:44:51 No.3651324 Report

Quoted By: >>3651339 >>3651380 >>3652225

>>3651308
Nikon AF- double ds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 16:49:12 No.3651326 Report

Quoted By: >>3651340

>>3651308
don't listen to the gatekeepers in this thread op a glock would do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 17:28:47 No.3651339 Report

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>>3651324
>double ds
kek'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 17:31:07 No.3651340 Report

Quoted By: >>3651937 >>3653726

>>3651326
>>3651318

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Thu 07 May 2020 18:33:49 No.3651370 Report

Quoted By: >>3651372

>>3651308

I'd shoot her with my Nikon flesh missile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 18:35:28 No.3651372 Report

Quoted By: >>3651380

>>3651370
coming from you sugar that'd be classified as a felony

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2

Sugar !egyYvoBZV2 Thu 07 May 2020 18:45:21 No.3651380 Report

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>>3651372

I'd be coming alright.

Right all over those AF-DDs >>3651324

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 20:04:21 No.3651412 Report

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>>3651308
20-22 mm and close to the subject at chest height to make these honkers look even larger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 20:18:29 No.3651417 Report

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If you cant get a shot, you cant call yourself a photographer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 20:33:59 No.3651423 Report

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>>3651318
based as fuck reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 20:51:30 No.3651429 Report

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>>3651308
Just pour the coffee over your camera.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 01:57:03 No.3651774 Report

Quoted By: >>3652005

>>3651308

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:13:19 No.3651937 Report

Quoted By: >>3652225

>>3651308
>>3651340
surprise creampie thats how id shoot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 01:00:25 No.3652005 Report

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>>3651774
Go for it, I've got your back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:45:38 No.3652225 Report

Quoted By: >>3652570 >>3652585 >>3652902 >>3652985 >>3653028 >>3653739

>>3651937
>>3651308
>>3651324

you guys know she's 16 right? yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 16:17:23 No.3652570 Report

Quoted By:

>>3652225
and

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 18:01:52 No.3652585 Report

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>>3652225
Who gives a fuck if she looks like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 18:22:45 No.3652605 Report

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absolutely 35mm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 18:40:58 No.3652617 Report

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>>3651308
Coffee is for drinking, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 20:17:37 No.3652640 Report

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from behind ..... waaaaaaay behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 04:52:52 No.3652793 Report

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>>3651308
Shoot it from a top down angle so it drips from her chin to them Tig o'll bitties

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 09:07:26 No.3652829 Report

Quoted By: >>3652901 >>3652904 >>3653031

>>3651308
this girl is 15, a literal child. If you are attracted to this you're a pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 12:07:18 No.3652860 Report

Quoted By: >>3653920

>Peoples photo threads get 2-3 replies then fall off the front page after a week
>Tik-tok memes and automated frog posters threads get tons of replies and stick to the top for ages
Was /p/ always not about photography or is this a recent thing? Asking genuinely

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 13:21:16 No.3652901 Report

Quoted By: >>3652911 >>3652928

>>3652829
thx dr. anon! i was prepared to propose marriage & have many large chested babbies with this wonderful person.

but with your medical, legal & cultural expertise, i now know that everyone is someone's child & i am a great big pedo.

fyi:

pedophilia = prepubescent (younger than 11)
hebephilia = 11-14 years old
ephebophilia = > 15
teleiophiles = normal adults
nepiophilia = cougars
idiotophilia = you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 13:23:41 No.3652902 Report

Quoted By: >>3653290

>>3652225
That's legal in the UK my guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 13:30:59 No.3652904 Report

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>>3652829
Imagine defending a little skank who is playing on her big and bouncy tits for tik tok views, and scolding older men for watching it. Her content is designed for this demographic it's what she wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 13:50:38 No.3652911 Report

Quoted By: >>3652970 >>3653034 >>3653682

>>3652901
Yeah, go into great detail about how *your* desire to fuck this 15 year old girl doesn't technically make you a pedophile. Make it super clear that you've researched this. That will totally own the dude you're responding to and make you look like less of a creepy perv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 14:31:37 No.3652928 Report

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>>3652901
>idiotophilia = you
He's responding to you. If he's really into idiots you're calling yourself an idiot
Ironically you've called yourself an idiot and then demonstrated it to be true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 15:27:42 No.3652970 Report

Quoted By: >>3652971 >>3652975

>>3652911
>you've researched this
No, I've explained the different types of -philia to correct a common misconception ... not everything is pedo. Words have meanings; choose the right one else others will (correctly) judge you as a fool.

Go be ignorant elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 15:31:14 No.3652971 Report

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>>3652970
You sound like Michael Jackson in South Park. Never use the you're ignorant defense when discussing attraction to minors. Not that I care I agree with the reply about her content being aimed at men like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 15:47:36 No.3652975 Report

Quoted By: >>3653036 >>3653532 >>3653689

>>3652970
The distinction between "Pedophile" and "ephebophile" was created and maintained by pedophiles who were angry that their desire to rape 15 year olds was getting them lumped in the same category as pedophiles who prefer to rape 8 year olds. The only people who defend the distinction are people who want to rape 15 year olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 16:01:08 No.3652985 Report

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>>3652225
isnt that a perk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:29:51 No.3653028 Report

Quoted By:

>>3652225
>someone hasn't made this girl into a wife and mother
Yikes is right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:32:06 No.3653031 Report

Quoted By:

>>3652829
>a heterosexual male shouldn't be attracted to prominent secondary female sexual characteristics
Really makes me think

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:34:11 No.3653034 Report

Quoted By: >>3653045

>>3652911
Who do you think you're impressing, white knight?
This isn't facebook or reddit like you might be used to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:36:20 No.3653036 Report

Quoted By:

>>3652975
Sexual attraction ≠ Non-consensual intercourse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:40:20 No.3653039 Report

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>>3651308
Lot of simps ITT gentlemen. That or there are some of the lesser spotted femanons shitting it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 18:18:54 No.3653045 Report

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>>3653034
>Who do you think you're impressing
Oof, I'm really bummed that you anonymous pedophiles aren't impressed with me. That's really gonna keep me up tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 02:34:44 No.3653290 Report

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>>3652902
>That's legal in the UK my guy
imagine
>t.26yo Burger

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Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 03:06:25 No.3653298 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 13:19:35 No.3653532 Report

Quoted By: >>3653583

>>3652975
Wow, your ability to project uninformed & incorrect opinions must be popular on facebook! Let them know that the authors of the DSM-IV are all pedo's because you disagree with the people who, literally, wrote the book on the subject.

So much stupid comes out of you. Does it hurt to be a fetal alcohol syndrome survivor? Do you even know you're retarded or is it a blissful ignorance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 15:04:28 No.3653583 Report

Quoted By: >>3653627 >>3654032

>>3653532
>builds an argument that he's only using "ephebophile" because that's the clinical definition as as written in the DSM-IV, not because he personally wants to rape children
>destroys his own argument by using "retarded" in what is clearly a non-clinical manner, indicating that he knows damn well about the difference between colloquial definitions and clinical definitions and only wants people to make the distinction between pedophilia and ephebophilia in regular speech because he wants to make the fact that he wants to rape children less monstrous by separating himself from the people who want to rape *younger* children

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 15:56:25 No.3653627 Report

Quoted By: >>3653630

>>3653583
Can we just take a momentary break from this argument?

I just want to say how much I want to personally rape and impregnate this precious 13 year old girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 15:57:35 No.3653630 Report

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>>3653627
Yeah, that’s fair.

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Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:35:20 No.3653682 Report

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>>3652911
But look how big those tits are m8,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:46:12 No.3653689 Report

Quoted By: >>3653690

>>3652975
so 15 =very bad
16 = fair game?

That seems, arbitrary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:47:16 No.3653690 Report

Quoted By: >>3653695

>>3653689
I will again point out that in UK 16 is legal for sex, so for me yeah 16 is fair game bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:47:53 No.3653691 Report

Quoted By: >>3653693

>>3651308
with my 1911 EDC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:50:04 No.3653693 Report

Quoted By: >>3653735 >>3655248

>>3653691
You're that guy that EDCs a 1911. That says more about you than anyone needs to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:53:09 No.3653695 Report

Quoted By: >>3653700

>>3653690
so 15 and 11 months = pedo
15 and 12 months != pedo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 17:57:25 No.3653700 Report

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>>3653695
Yeah pretty much, that's how it works mate. As an aside during my time in secondary school there was a lad who was 16 and he was regularly fucking his 15 y/o GF. After they broke up she decided to tell her mother and the lad got done for what's called "statutory rape" had to move schools and register as a sex offender. But then we have 30 year olds who date 16 year olds and it's all fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 18:24:37 No.3653726 Report

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>>3651308
>>3651340
attentionwhoring aside what is this shitty as fuck dancing? No effort whatsoever what a lazy bitch i don't care how big your tits are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 18:33:18 No.3653735 Report

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>>3653693
yeah whatever cityfag millennial

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Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 18:36:32 No.3653739 Report

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>>3652225
Legal where I Iive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:10:46 No.3653920 Report

Quoted By:

>>3652860
No it wasn't. There was shitposting but photo threads were far more frequent and popular at least when I started browsing in 2012. This board actually inspired me to get into photography after I found it, because it seemed like a hobby I'd really enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 12:27:49 No.3654032 Report

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>>3653583
as the causes & characteristics of the subject's intellectual disability are unknown, the generic medical term 'retarded' is entirely appropriate. perhaps, with further research & funding, we might one day discover his exact cognitive deficits. until then, 'retard,' 'stupid fag,' or 'donkey brains' suitably describes this autist.

but, damn, that ho got sum tig ol bitties. she got a lil sister?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 13:13:01 No.3654039 Report

Quoted By:

>>3653298
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 19:29:12 No.3654178 Report

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>>3651308
fish eye just for the lulz

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Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 21:17:13 No.3655175 Report

Quoted By: >>3655184

>>3651308
H-how is she sooo big yet so skinny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 21:31:56 No.3655184 Report

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>>3655175
Just let this stupid fucking thread die.
And use sage if you want to make a thirsty comment about her tits. Or better yet just go watch her fucking tiktoks and give the dumb cunt the attention she so clearly craves.
I wonder when daddy left but it must have been rough on her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 May 2020 00:03:47 No.3655248 Report

Quoted By: >>3655259

>>3653693
i'd totally edc one of those tiny ass 1911s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 May 2020 00:33:58 No.3655259 Report

Quoted By:

>>3655248
>Too much gun
Lol ok

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