Hello, /p/, I am from the future. I have been sent here to tell you what will happen. My apologies for my poor English grammar, we no longer speak it in my time and it is no longer taught in schools and I’m using the Telekino System 8.3 update, brought to you by Chick-Filson-Apple, a division of Bezos/Musk Galactic Incorporated, for translation. All “camera” companies were long ago absorbed into greater and greater global conglomerates. With the introduction of the iCell 55 many years ago, everyone, not only what you call photographers, now has a nano piece of equipment implanted directly behind their retina. A truly revolutionary device, it allows perfect eye capture and recording with near limitless ability to crop, depending on available light, of course. It syncs with the servers in the Mare Nubian section on the moon while a person sleeps. Today, at birth, along with a Global Identifier, every child is gifted a lifetime subscription for storage through the aforementioned Bezos/Musk Galactic Incorporated Which records a person’s entire lifetime (the most popular meme is still “lol@urlife”). Quite controversial, after they barely survived the Great World Corporate Wars, the only company on the planet that maintains what you’d call their traditional business model is Adobe, to which they recently raised their rates to $30,000,000/month, which some find to be unreasonable. Unfortunately, there is still no better alternative to their Photoshop/Lightroom bundle.
Best of luck.
