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>>3711482
I'm definitely asking what camera they use. I've heard too many horror stories about First Name Last Name Photography showing up with a d3300 and a kit lens.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 17:34:08 No.3711486 Report

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>>3711482
based

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 17:47:08 No.3711492 Report

Quoted By: >>3720143

I have a t3i and a kit lens. Will I make it boys?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 17:50:58 No.3711495 Report

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>>3711484
>D3300 and a kit lens
The irony here is that most normies think that it looks more professional than showing up with some far better mirrorless cameras simply because it's a bulky dinosaur camera.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 18:12:49 No.3711507 Report

Quoted By: >>3711658 >>3711669 >>3714413

>>3711468
tell them you only have about $200 to spend, and that you need them to cover all day + the reception
>>3711471
tyrone warned you what he was here for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 18:42:56 No.3711516 Report

Quoted By: >>3714071

>hire photographer for engagement shoot to test out for the wedding
>she ends up being absolutely gorgeous
>spend whole shoot eyefucking her and imagining life together
>have to come up with excuse to not hire her for the wedding
>short marriage
>divorce
Should have seen it coming.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:58:22 No.3711650 Report

Quoted By: >>3713752

>>3711495
>normies
as if you are some kind of special snowflake, you are nothing more than a larval normie

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 00:07:56 No.3711658 Report

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>>3711507
no serious wedding photographer would ever accept that offer though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 00:28:36 No.3711669 Report

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>>3711507
That's too much. That's like $30 an hour!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:07:23 No.3712384 Report

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>>3711474
>Discussing who we re going to hire as a photographer for our wedding
>EXWIFE: sweetie I know this really good photographer, my friend recommended him
>ok, whatevs
>day of wedding, this ultra chad appears with his assistant
>its the photographer.jpg
>Starts taking photos of us, while being trying to be funny. In a sleazy way ofc.
>Thinking to myself "hmmm this guy is kinda chatty"
>Exwife being curtuous, a bit too curtuous actually
>He gets more and more aggressively flirty as the afternoon goes by
>"this fucking asshole I swear"
>Try to keep my calm, not causing trouble, thinking "This is our wedding day, we shall remember it as a happy day"
>Long story short, caught them in our house (that I paid for btw) a month after our wedding
English is my 2nd language so excuse any errors

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 13:59:49 No.3712449 Report

Quoted By: >>3715829 >>3720161

>>3712384
ok no fucking way. Tell me this is a fake story. That sucks bruh

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 17:07:57 No.3712503 Report

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>>3711484
>mfw showing up with pic/related

they think it's the coolest thing ever m8

too bad I HATE taking photos of people,would much rather take photos of animals

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 17:24:00 No.3712512 Report

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>>3711471
anon my best friend was just telling me the other day about his experience at a wedding he was at while in spain

>get invited by aunt to go see his cousins daughter finally get hitched

>turns out their all hard/core mexicans & most of that side of his family could bare speak english

>spend the entire evening listing to old people talking in spanish,when he doesn't understand a single word their saying just nodding his head up & down smiling at them

>turns out the bride was making out with her "best maid" while the groom was having dinner with the rest of the family

He claimed they were both bare naked in the upstairs bedroom going at it like rabbits in heat,poor guy must have been heartbroken for his supposedly pure & innocent wife to be caught not only fucking another girl but her "best friend" to boot ;_;

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 18:22:16 No.3712543 Report

Quoted By: >>3712545 >>3713750

>>3712512
Holy shit. I know of a similar situation where the husbands best friend was fucking his wife. Everybody knew except the married guy. I always felt bad for that dooode

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 18:23:19 No.3712545 Report

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>>3712543
Also, this is a horrible marriage stories thread from now on

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 18:08:20 No.3713741 Report

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>>3711482
anon I use canon?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 18:19:14 No.3713750 Report

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>>3712543
this story is more common than it not happening.

I wonder when adultery will become a crime again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 18:21:26 No.3713752 Report

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>>3711650
are you on the spectrum? normies in this context are people who don't use system cameras

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 06:17:00 No.3714071 Report

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>>3711516
>hire

so just call her office & make up an excuse so she can come over for some shots

>hey bought a new desktop kitchen & would like you to photo it for $$$ come on over!

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 08:25:08 No.3714093 Report

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>>3712384
Sorry dude, I was that photographer. You should have told me you browsed /p/

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 18:03:13 No.3714395 Report

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>>3711468
I'll take the pictures myself. While my future wifes boyfriend takes my place as the groom. I have a very tolerant familly, they'll understand.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 18:17:32 No.3714413 Report

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>>3711507
If you expect them to shoot photos all day and then want them to cover the dance after dinner as well they expect to get overtime. Two hundred for the whole day is absurdly cheap. That would be an insult even if the photographer was your brother and practically doing it for free.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 20:09:08 No.3715829 Report

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>>3712449
have you never been to more then one wedding m8?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 23:53:41 No.3715955 Report

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>>3715829
It's true, marriage is true cuck shit. Glad I'll never get married.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 17:09:35 No.3716239 Report

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>>3714395
>wife's boyfriend

your wife shouldn't HAVE any friends anon....

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 02:49:34 No.3716517 Report

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>>3716239
It's ok Anon i usually hang on /pol/ it's a maga thing.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 04:29:09 No.3716566 Report

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>>3716517
>maga

you mean manga?

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2020 05:54:43 No.3720143 Report

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>>3711492
sure but be sure & keep an extra battery on hand so you don't run out of juice

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2020 07:03:15 No.3720161 Report

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>>3712449
Only a fool would take a greentext story posted here as fact. If you believe that story, you probably think this clip is real

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2020 07:04:39 No.3720162 Report

Quoted By: >>3720607 >>3722541

>>3711468
Make sure your photog has great situation awareness and weather sealed gear

https://youtu.be/YpGUE0Nfmp8

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2020 20:31:23 No.3720607 Report

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>>3720162
>all that gear ruin'd by a little H20

that's why you make sure not to carry

ANYTHING electric when near water

>>3720161

also I've seen first/hand how some brides literally eye/fuck other men at their big day to make my stomach sick,the amount of total unfaithfulness is telling of the state of what marriage has actively become due to the loss of strong moral fibers in society taking a backseat to personal pleasure

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Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2020 06:18:25 No.3720870 Report

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>>3711468
>asking

Make better life decisions if that's your main method of making money off your camera,ask yourself if you really want to be around people who get stone faced drunk & flirt with everything under the sun

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Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2020 06:28:25 No.3720873 Report

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>>3720161
The moral of the story is not to wear stupid jeans with tiny pockets

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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 18:31:15 No.3721795 Report

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>>3720873
>tiny

where have you been anon,kids these days are lucky to even have any covering have you seen what teenagers are wearing in the current year?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 23:42:17 No.3722541 Report

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>>3720162
you think thats bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe48XIl3Tw&ab_channel=EpicNews

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 03:09:29 No.3725564 Report

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>>3713750
really late reply but I don't think it ever was a crime pretty much just an instant exile from whatever village you were raised from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 07:13:20 No.3727861 Report

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>>3714413
I mean I've only ever shot photo's of animals but if I were to shoot pictures of say an aunt's wedding I'd say "sure how's 300+tip" sound?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 10:23:40 No.3727929 Report

Quoted By: >>3727935 >>3728556

I developed my best friend's engagement photos and forgot to lock the paterson tank lid when I agitated it and the role fell out and got ruined

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 10:53:06 No.3727935 Report

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>>3727929
>filmfags

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 17:48:30 No.3728556 Report

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>>3727929
i'm pretty sure i had a nightmare like that. didn't feel good.

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