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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:38:46 No.3728689 View View Reply Original Report

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If you could only pick one lens, what would it be?

I'm a fucking poorfag so I'll just take a toilet paper roll with the bottom of a broken mexican coke bottle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:39:47 No.3728694 Report

Quoted By: >>3728925 >>3729038

>>3728689
24-70 f2.8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:51:13 No.3728701 Report

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>>3728689
i want a 90mm f.2 so i can start a business taking high quality portraits of 14-16 year old girls (somehow) and use this as a front to find a young impressionable girl to groom into the perfect trad wife. also its just a sweet focal length.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:54:22 No.3728703 Report

Quoted By: >>3728734 >>3728802

>>3728701
ah I'm guessing you're a fan of Cuties as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:55:30 No.3728704 Report

Quoted By: >>3728709 >>3728718 >>3728721

>>3728689
Cartier-Bresson only shot on closed down 50mm his whole life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 22:56:00 No.3728706 Report

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EF 16-35 f4.0 L

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:01:10 No.3728709 Report

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>>3728704
And if he's so smart how come he's dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:08:48 No.3728718 Report

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>>3728704
what a loser, doesn't even use 120 film. his filmlet crop 35mm has shit dynamic range. thats a physical fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:18:37 No.3728721 Report

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>>3728704
>french boomer hippie faggot living off his parents money and nepotism did this so its good
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:33:37 No.3728732 Report

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>>3728689
FF 35mm/ APS-C 23mm Covers 90% of my shooting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:36:23 No.3728734 Report

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>>3728703
those chicks were 11. huge difference between an 11 year old girl and a 15 year old one. plus you don't just fuck them, you groom them chastely for a year or two then marry them at roughly 17. this is my plan, and possibly the only viable one to find a non-whore who isn't a christmas cake with expired ovaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:38:26 No.3728737 Report

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>>3728734
understandable then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:39:00 No.3728738 Report

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>>3728734
remember this is the type of person giving you gear advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:39:12 No.3728739 Report

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>>3728734
I’m such a fat fuck I thought cuties were pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:43:00 No.3728741 Report

Quoted By: >>3728954

>>3728738
i have never given gear advice once. i only give advice on how to find good soil to plant your seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:44:38 No.3728743 Report

Quoted By: >>3728748 >>3728755

~`"(<Pro's>)"`~ would tell you some lame shit like a $4000 18-600 f/8-16 lens that weights more than the camera

But you only need 2 lenses

>20mm or 24mm f/2.8 prime

Basically a small and light wide angle lenses, so you can take your photos with 1 hand

want 35mm? 50mm? just fucking crop the image, you're not printing photos for billboards

>90mm f/1.8 prime

Your big boy lens to take portraits, animal pictures, food pictures, and your typical shallow depth stuff

Telephoto? unless you spend $5K+ on 15 pound lens, you won't get any good images beyond 200mm, where your 90mm cropped down will hold it's ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:48:42 No.3728748 Report

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>>3728743
>90mm 1.8

i remember some 85mm 1.8s on the market, but not a 90. i do own a 90mm 2.8 tamron that i love though, so i get your point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 00:00:29 No.3728755 Report

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>>3728743
Arguably you could also say a 16mm f/1.4 lens would work too because with some cameras, the sensor causes it to get cropped out to 24mm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 00:22:41 No.3728763 Report

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>>3728734
>plus you don't just fuck them, you groom them chastely for a year or two then marry them at roughly 17
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 00:51:27 No.3728780 Report

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>>3728689
>mexican coke bottle
?

nelsy

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nelsy Fri 18 Sep 2020 00:56:10 No.3728783 Report

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>>3728763
is not easy being green yeah?
>>3728689

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 02:01:49 No.3728802 Report

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>>3728703
it was a mediocre movie, also not pedophilia because the girl had her period so technically wasnt pre-pubescent which is the very definition of pedophilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 02:04:32 No.3728804 Report

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>>3728780
I'm pretty sure he's referring to the fact that the only glass bottled Coca-Cola you can get in the United States now come from Mexico.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 02:54:25 No.3728819 Report

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>>3728780
Mexican Coca-Cola is made from glass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 05:19:37 No.3728851 Report

Quoted By: >>3728855

I'd say 24-70 f2.8 GM but it has a pretty shitty minimum focus distance.

Maybe the 20mm f1.8 G or 90mm f2.8 G otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 05:54:54 No.3728855 Report

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>>3728851
20 is too wide. I'd go with the 35/1.8 or 35/1.4
I like the 1.8 size and weight, and how quickly it focused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:44:43 No.3728866 Report

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>>3728689
At this point, I'll just dumpster dive in hope that a rich boomer throws his old FF DSLR with a nice lens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:54:18 No.3728868 Report

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>>3728689
How many stops of light does OP's pic reduce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:55:15 No.3728869 Report

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>>3728734
>my plan, and possibly the only viable one to find a non-whore who isn't a christmas cake with expired ovaries
You're American. then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 07:29:52 No.3728881 Report

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Something that gives me capability beyond what a phone can do, so not some standard zoom or prime like most of the queers in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 07:48:26 No.3728886 Report

Quoted By: >>3728998

>>3728804
>>3728819
What are you talking about, all street coke comes in glass bottles in latin america, even some 2lt ones.
Is this an american thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 10:49:55 No.3728925 Report

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>>3728694
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 10:51:20 No.3728926 Report

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>>3728689
70-200 f2.8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 11:30:32 No.3728940 Report

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>>3728689
150/2.8 Xenar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 12:03:14 No.3728954 Report

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>>3728741
and it is excellent advice. much better than 'the one you have with you' because I got on a list following that thru.
>i miss babysitting the neighbor's kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 13:37:56 No.3728998 Report

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>>3728886
>in latin america
anything south of our border for all intents and purposes is mexico. we dont care about your back water shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 15:08:51 No.3729038 Report

Quoted By: >>3729903

>>3728694
The question is sigma or canon

>The answer is sigma

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 15:16:17 No.3729039 Report

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>>3728739
Top tier snack fruit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 16:05:02 No.3729064 Report

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the one you have with you unironically if you have some monster telephoto you never carry with you it does you no good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 16:58:05 No.3729093 Report

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>>3728689
If desperately poor, the kit lens.
Else f/2.8 version of the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 12:43:37 No.3729566 Report

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>>3728689
helios 77m-4 50mm f1.8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 20:49:08 No.3729705 Report

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>>3728734
Absolutely based.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 22:25:25 No.3729731 Report

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Daily driver for me since 2011. If there was one thing I could change it would be rounded aperture blades, otherwise satisfied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 06:38:14 No.3729903 Report

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>>3729038
Sigma 16mm lenses are so nicee

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