>>3735781You don't understand. At midnight on your 30th birthday, you need to take all your jeans, hats (that aren't fedoras of course), t-shirts, shorts, any kind of pants that are above ankle length, hoodies, sneakers, joggers, shoes, and thongs ("flip-flops"), and burn them. You are then relegated to wearing a cheap black business slacks, a white cotton collared button up shirt, or light collared button up shirt with thin coloured lines or hatches, no tie, and cheap black oxford style shoes. If you do not do this and spending effort to highly curate your wardrobe to a specifically narrow set of garments, then you're just trying to cling to your youth.
Do you seriously think you're allowed to just wear a t-shirt and shorts or something comfortable when you're 30? Yikes my dude.
Pic related, it's you.
