>>3777808While eating a bucket of delicious free-range microwave kernels, I noticed a thread about the Helios 44.
>Hey, I have one of those. I can be useful!I immediately jumped to my feet, grabbed the gear I had with me, and trekked deep into the front yard on that mild December evening.
>FUCK!A goddamn deer, spooked by my hurried pace, bolted across my path. In my distracted state, my foot left the path & immediately found a large rock.
>I need a flashlight.So, I returned to the house, grabbed a lantern, and made my way back into the wilds. The neighborhood was awash in festive holiday decor, providing endless scenes to frame. Of course, I chose the closest one. Carefully positioning the lantern, I felt a wave accomplishment flow over me. It was time to focus and leave this god-forsaken land.
> <click click click> Good enough for /p/, I'm outta here.I gathered my gear, thanked Kek for his guidance, and wearily returned to the safety of my humble, yet palatial, chateau. And that, dear reader, is how I became a talented photographer.
