>>3872985trolling, but I like to explain this.
Digital sensors have been developed out of the knowledge of quantum mechanics, they detect light intensity as electrical charges at distinct, quantified points. Pictures are then generated by means of algorithms, that piece together and process the collected information. A lot of decisions go into that, on which you have no say when using a digital camera (I SHOOT RAW still uses software developed by others). Noise is one such decision of processing.
On film you have reactive material, which reacts to the event of light falling onto it. Noise is here a material effect, not a compromise that an engineer at sony has decided on. The difference in processing involve different sorts of knowledge and prior decisions, which all shape the aesthetics of the produced image.