>>3916183I was literally him when I was doing photojournalism during some protests
>be me>aspiring photographer wanted to make it big in journalism>go to protests>stand in the back where some protesters were screaming at policemen>kinda think what the hell and accidentally push a guy into a crowd into the police line>they immediately start battering and the crowd starts fighting the police>I being at the best spot start taking photos>next protest a giant crowd stands in front of police line>illegally obtain some firecrackers and fuse one as the tension is at most high>police freak out and start shooting blanks at protesters..I start shooting as well ;)>next protest a protesters goes to take a piss>I beat him and put a police stick on him as he lays unconscious, send it to the editor, next day its on the front cover, get a call from NatGEO, Getty and I'm immediately recognised as a top notch fearless photographer>go home and masturbate>who knew its gonna be this easy>fuck Chile! 
