>>3921115>Chinese photographyyou can google this
Chinese photography is an ages-old technique that involves esoteric practices like buying an EOS 5D or D610 and attaching a massive lens, like the biggest 14-500-VR-ED lens with lens hood and attaching it to said camera.
Then, you're going to need to go to some place like DC, NYC, San Francisco, or Philadelphia. The idea is that you're going to a place that has almost no history beyond being a fuckhuge city with ugly buildings, kind of like exactly the same fucking buildings you have in Beijing or QuanChingJiangGuoPuaNianChongDing or wherever the fuck you're from.
Now comes the fun part: You're going to walk around using only your viewfinder. That's right, no looking outside the camera. Sure you'll bump into people and annoy the living shit out of the locals, but you must not compromise your technique. When you find a subject that feels right (usually something that so many people have already taken pictures of, it's meaningless to take one of your own), you need to position yourself. Make sure you stand in the middle of the street. If there's no busy street available, obstruct whatever walking path is nearest you and make yourself as wide and long as possible. Take a deep breath, and fire the shutter release on manual mode without setting any of your exposure settings. Now is the only time that you can look away from the viewfinder. Does your photo look like dogshit? Who cares! Snap two or three more little meaningless snappies then make sure you yell something utterly incomprehensible to the people of the country hosting you at your child, who has spent the last seventeen minutes running into peoples' shins, and find another subject.
Congrats, you've mastered Chinese Photography!
